Microsoft Helicopter Joke

Discussion in 'Microsoft C# .NET' started by Michael C, Sep 17, 2007.

  1. Michael C

    Michael C Guest

    It must have been at least 10 years ago I read this joke and it still
    applies more than ever. I'm reading the help for the DeflateStream class and
    one of the parameters for the constructor is leaveOpen. All the help file
    states is "true to leave the stream open; otherwise, false". Great. For a
    start I'm opening a stream and passing in another stream so the term "the
    stream" is ambiguous and it's pretty obvious it's talking about a stream
    anyway. What I'd really like to know Microsoft is when. :) Can anyone shed
    any light on this.

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an
    electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic
    navigation and communication equipment. Due to the clouds and haze
    the pilot could not determine his position or course to steer to the
    airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew
    a handwritten sign and held it in the helicopter's window. The sign
    said "WHERE AM I ?" in large letters.

    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a
    large sign and held it in a building window. Their sign said, "YOU
    ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and
    determine the course to steer to SEATAC (Seattle/Tacoma) airport and
    landed safely.

    After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the
    "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The
    pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building
    because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless
    Michael C, Sep 17, 2007
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  2. Michael,

    The stream is whatever class that derives from Stream that you pass to
    the DeflateStream. As for when it gets closed, it is when you call Dispose
    on the DeflateStream.
    Nicholas Paldino [.NET/C# MVP], Sep 17, 2007
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  3. Michael C

    Doug Semler Guest

    For DeflateStream (and GZipStream), not if the parameter leaveOpen value is
    true in the constructor...

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    Doug Semler, Sep 17, 2007
  4. Michael C

    Michael C Guest

    Thanks, that answers my question. :)

    Michael C, Sep 17, 2007
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