Taffycat
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Found these just now, they gave me a chuckle so thought I'd share
Real but wrong answers given by members of families taking part in "Family Fortunes" when they were asked to name.........
Q: Something you put on walls:
A: "Roofs.."
Q: Something a blind man might use:
A: "A sword.."
Q: Something you wear on the beach:
A: "A deckchair.."
Q: A song from 'The Sound Of Music':
A: "Dancing Queen.."
Q: Something that comes in pairs:
A: "Rabbits.."
Q: An animal with horns:
A: A bee..."
Q: Something made of wool:
A: A sheep.."
Q: A famous Parisian landmark:
A: "Hawaii..."
Q: Something a bridegroom might wear:
A: "A dress.."
Q: A way to prevent snoring:
A: "Put a pillow over his face.."
Q: A measurement of liquid:
A: "Paint.."
Q: Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house:
A: "Feeds your pets.."
Q: A place you would keep a pen:
A: "A zoo..."
Q: Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming:
A: "Your legs.."
Q: A popular TV soap:
A: "Dove"
Q: A game that uses a black ball:
A: "Darts.."
Q: Something a policeman might say:
A: "Spread 'em.."
Q: A non-living object with legs:
A: "A plant.."
Q: Something you do on water:
A: "Wallpaper.."
Q: A musical instrument you could play in the bath:
A: "A drum kit.."
Q: A well known superstition:
A: "Running in front of a car..."
Q: Something you use a microchip in:
A: "A fish-fryer..."
Q: A famous Royal:
A: "Mail.."
Q: A bird with a long neck:
A: "Naomi Campbell.."
Q: Something you keep in a garden shed:
A: "A gardener.."
Real but wrong answers given by members of families taking part in "Family Fortunes" when they were asked to name.........
Q: Something you put on walls:
A: "Roofs.."
Q: Something a blind man might use:
A: "A sword.."
Q: Something you wear on the beach:
A: "A deckchair.."
Q: A song from 'The Sound Of Music':
A: "Dancing Queen.."
Q: Something that comes in pairs:
A: "Rabbits.."
Q: An animal with horns:
A: A bee..."
Q: Something made of wool:
A: A sheep.."
Q: A famous Parisian landmark:
A: "Hawaii..."
Q: Something a bridegroom might wear:
A: "A dress.."
Q: A way to prevent snoring:
A: "Put a pillow over his face.."
Q: A measurement of liquid:
A: "Paint.."
Q: Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house:
A: "Feeds your pets.."
Q: A place you would keep a pen:
A: "A zoo..."
Q: Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming:
A: "Your legs.."
Q: A popular TV soap:
A: "Dove"
Q: A game that uses a black ball:
A: "Darts.."
Q: Something a policeman might say:
A: "Spread 'em.."
Q: A non-living object with legs:
A: "A plant.."
Q: Something you do on water:
A: "Wallpaper.."
Q: A musical instrument you could play in the bath:
A: "A drum kit.."
Q: A well known superstition:
A: "Running in front of a car..."
Q: Something you use a microchip in:
A: "A fish-fryer..."
Q: A famous Royal:
A: "Mail.."
Q: A bird with a long neck:
A: "Naomi Campbell.."
Q: Something you keep in a garden shed:
A: "A gardener.."