Joke!

[itsme]

A former world beauty queen died and went to heaven, when she reached the pearly gates St peter asked her name: Shirley Hatton she replied, sorry he said your not on the list and I cant allow you to enter, are you sure she replied certainly he said, But she replied I have been pure all my life I have a divine right he said you have a beautiful left also but you still cant enter…..

 

[Taffycat]

Good one Itsme

 

[cirianz]

lol Now I want to know which side I should be on

 

[itsme]

Good one Itsme

No! No she had two

 

[itsme]

lol

Now I want to know which side I should be on

It depends how you lay down

 

[cirianz]

What if I lie on my back?

 

[PotGuy]

Oh dear.

I'll call a cab for you all

 

[itsme]

What if I lie on my back?

He would >>>>Split the difference half heaven half hell

 

[cirianz]

ROFPMSL yeah, that sounds like me