It's Taffycat's Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!

[floppybootstomp]

On today's birthdays is states the following: Taffycat (58)

You sir. Yes you.

Step right this way, into my office.

Yes, you may sit, that chair there. Coffee? Good.

Now then, in view of your recent behaviour and correspondence with other members of the association I've taken the rather unorthodox step of enrolling you for next week's refresher course in public relations, staff sensitivity and the complete understanding of unsaid things.

It's a standard course, 3 days, meals and accomodation supplied, Outer Hebrides location, no gas, water, electricity or telephone for the duration. There's a cab outside to take you to the airport.

I wish you well and here's your ticket. But if I may offer just one piece of advice Blenkinsop, and please don't take offence, it is this:

You never, ever, mention a lady's age in her company.

Now, be on your way.

 

[crazylegs]

Ohhhhh Happy Burpday Taffycat..

Only just logged in as been up Flopp's way all day today on a job interview..

On today's birthdays is states the following: Taffycat (58)

Well said Flopp's..Now then Feckit get in that cab and don't forget to tip the driver..

 

[Taffycat]

Sir Flopps and Crazylegs... the age of chivalry is not dead

 

[Anon_F]

Sir Flopps and Crazylegs... the age of chivalry is not dead

Oopps Sorry TC..................off to Scotland i go...........................

 

[Taffycat]

Oopps Sorry TC..................off to Scotland i go...........................

Is this wise? Your knees are going to get sooo cold!

 

[nivrip]

Is this wise? Your knees are going to get sooo cold!

Why is that,TC? Is he being forced to wear .................a KILT?

 

[Taffycat]

Why is that,TC? Is he being forced to wear .................a KILT?

Well of course Niv - we can't have him sticking out like a sore thumb, can we? A kilt and sporran would be the order of the day. (Actually, I've heard that sporrans make excellent pets so he will also have a nice companion for the journey )

 

[Anon_F]

My Gran was born in Glasgow
So i'm .25 Scottish.
It will be like going home for the 1st time.

 

[Abarbarian]

Happy Birthday TC!

Happy happy birthday TC.

 

[Taffycat]

Thank you Abarbarian,

 

[historian]

Happy belated Birthday greetings TC. hope you had a great day with your graphic tablet,enjoy.

historian

 

[Taffycat]

Thank you Historian Yes I think I am going to enjoy the graphics tablet, it seems to be quite versatile