At earth time Sun, 02 Nov 2003 07:29:00 -0800, the entity known as Paul
Hovnanian P.E. made the following transmission:
Tech support: Do you have any windows open right now?
Customer: Are you crazy? Its twenty below out!
Have you heard the one that goes like this:
Customer: I want to return my computer because it's not well made.
Tech support: What's the problem exactly?
Customer: Well I put my mug on the coffee cup holder and it just broke
clean off. I think you guys should build things properly if you want
people to buy them.
Tech support: <puzzled> What coffee cup holder is that? <pause> Ah, I see,
is that the coffee cup holder that conveniently slides out when you press
a button on the front of the case?
andy.