I am starting to feel ill...

[Gland]

... the direct effects of linux usen.

I now know how the linux loonies feel, and what they are going through,
daily.

My glands are swelling, whilst the two in my head are shrinking.

So as to combat these effects, which one in my head can I sacrifice for the
others survival, please?

My use with linux depends on it. I'm off to apply some more ice packs to my
parts and try and work out the console thing.

It's a ****ing nightmare.

Pleasen helpen, thanken.

 

[*****General]

.. the direct effects of linux usen.

I now know how the linux loonies feel, and what they are going through,
daily.

My glands are swelling, whilst the two in my head are shrinking.

So as to combat these effects, which one in my head can I sacrifice for
the
others survival, please?

My use with linux depends on it. I'm off to apply some more ice packs to
my
parts and try and work out the console thing.

It's a ****ing nightmare.

Pleasen helpen, thanken.

Only sleep inducing drugs can help you now.

 

[nos1eep]

It is further alleged that on or about Tue, 10 Jan 2006 13:18:07 GMT,
in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "*****General"
<*****[email protected]> spewed the following:

|
||> .. the direct effects of linux usen.
|>
|> I now know how the linux loonies feel, and what they are going through,
|> daily.
|>
|> My glands are swelling, whilst the two in my head are shrinking.
|>
|> So as to combat these effects, which one in my head can I sacrifice for
|> the
|> others survival, please?
|>
|> My use with linux depends on it. I'm off to apply some more ice packs to
|> my
|> parts and try and work out the console thing.
|>
|> It's a ****ing nightmare.
|>
|> Pleasen helpen, thanken.
|>
|
|Only sleep inducing drugs can help you now.

Sleep is good.

|