LuckyStrike said:
You must have been looking sideways and not at or away from me.
That's why you didn't see them.
Now, don't tell anyone. Deal?
Sure, I'm good at not telling where things come from. Take Seaworms. I
almost got acquainted with them at a little seaside cafe in southern Mexico
many years ago. Until I realized that my bean spouts in my Chinese salad
were migrating off my plate. Heh....I learned very quickly to tell the
difference between seaworms and bean sprouts, and established some very
important rules when eating out;
1. Place a metal bowl of suspect bean sprouts in a bed of ice, and a heat
lamp 6 inches away. If the bean sprouts begin to migrate in the direction
of the heat lamp....pass.
2. Worms don't have eyes. Bean sprouts have a small dark spot on the one
end that looks like an eye. So I hold them each up and look them in the one
eye to make sure they are bean sprouts. Never mind what the people behind
you say. They're eating sheep brains, what do they know.
3. Ask the waiter to eat one first. If they refuse....so do I.
4. If you place them in the hot sun and they shrivel up...never mind.
5. If you step on one and it's really squishy.......don't look.
6. Make a note not to eat anything with bean sprouts at a buffet when
there's a person with 3 plates behind you.
7. Never read your Fortune Cookie right after you eat egg rolls.
8. Never order spaghetti at a seafood restaurant.
Absolutely! (Oh yeah, remembered another: Zappa had moments which
were at the zenith of brilliance too.)
Just a general smile along with you on everything. ;-)
Yep.....there were some good songs that came out of those toked out heads.
Jan
