How do you get pubic hairs out of a keyboard?

[Pezbollah]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

 

[FrozenNorth]

Pezbollah came down from teh mountain with the following on a stone tablet:

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

Stick your dick between the keys, wiggle it around, I'm sure you will
achieve what you are looking for.

 

[paulmd]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

Pry off the keys.

 

[Grinder]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

Fire.

 

[Lee]

Pluck them out...... with your teeth!

 

[Me]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

The trick is to not get them in there in the 1st place. This means:
LAY OFF THE PRON SITES!

HTH

 

[PerfectReign]

Pezbollah came down from teh mountain with the following on a stone tablet:


Stick your dick between the keys, wiggle it around, I'm sure you will
achieve what you are looking for.

You know there are people right now - having read your post - trying to
figure out just how to accomplish said task.

 

[Alpha Hen]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

Wrap some gaff type tape around your open hand sticky side out and then
move your hand across the keyboard in a rolling type fashion. This
should work. It also is the best way of getting the ashes of dead
grandparents off your favourite jacket after a memorial accident.

 

[Mitchell Rudin]

click "delete"

 

[Bolivar Shagnasti]

pee on it. that will flush them out!!

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

Do your parents know you're typing this shit? Or are you just "acting
out" again cause they use the Inet as a babysitter and don't ever give
you any attention themselves? Hey you know what you need to do now?

....feel bad about yourself. ^_^

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[Meat Plow]

D

Get a newsreader that works, Diaperboi.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

G<COCK SLAP>

Quit tugging at my leg, DiaperBaby, it's not time for your diaper
change yet.

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mhm ¹ x ¹
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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Lee]

The trick is to not get them in there in the 1st place. This means:
LAY OFF THE PRON SITES!

HTH

Actually, it sounds like he was laying on the keyboard!
Lee

 

[Tony]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

Subject: How do you get pubic hairs out of a keyboard?

That's the first time I've heard of pubic hairs growing on hands or
fingers?
Hope it's not contagious

 

[GMAN]

Wrap some gaff type tape around your open hand sticky side out and then
move your hand across the keyboard in a rolling type fashion. This
should work. It also is the best way of getting the ashes of dead
grandparents off your favourite jacket after a memorial accident.

His open hand is sticky? Ewwww....

 

[Tannhauser Gate]

Actually, it sounds like he was laying on the keyboard!
Lee

Laying his girlfriend, you mean.

 

[Bazzer Smith]

I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?

Take in in to PC World.

 

[Michael Wardreau]

Laying his girlfriend, you mean.

I think he was just playing on the keyboard ... that wasn't his
girlfriend! Do the keys still work? ;-)

 

[MarkRRose]

Laying his girlfriend, you mean.

If he were laying his girlfriend, his pubs wouldn't be on the keyboard.

Sounds more like a self-pleasuring session to me...

Mark