General advice on troubleshooting <grin>

[Mitch Tulloch]

Why Computers Sometimes Crash
by Dr. Seuss.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking
icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the
index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna
crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to
another protocol that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss so your icons
in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out
with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the
memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

--
Cheers,
Mitch Tulloch
==========================
Author, Trainer, Consultant, Nerd
http://www.mtit.com

This posting is provided AS IS with no warranties and confers no rights.

 

[Jim Macklin]

Very funny, but you should not use a pen name that belongs
to another author. There was a real Dr. Seuss and although
your parody is very nicely done, you should have "your own
pen name."


--
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But government sees it as an obstacle to be overcome.


| Why Computers Sometimes Crash
| by Dr. Seuss.
|
| If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the
bus is interrupted
| at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes
your floppy disk
| abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.
|
| If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and
the double-clicking
| icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause the
| index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and
your system's gonna
| crash!
|
| If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says
the network is
| connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel to
| another protocol that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall,
| and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss so your icons
| in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well
reboot and go out
| with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna
hang.
|
| When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro
| code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll
have to flash the
| memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly
turn off the
| computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
|
| --
| Cheers,
| Mitch Tulloch
| ==========================
| Author, Trainer, Consultant, Nerd
| http://www.mtit.com
|
| This posting is provided AS IS with no warranties and
confers no rights.
|
|
|
|

 

[Mitch Tulloch]

Good point, but it wasn't my parody, it was forwarded to me by another
whacked out geek ;-)

--
Cheers,
Mitch Tulloch
==========================
Author, Trainer, Consultant, Nerd
http://www.mtit.com

This posting is provided AS IS with no warranties and confers no rights.

 

[Jim Macklin]

My congrats to the author.

Thanks for posting it, I needed a laugh.


--
The people think the Constitution protects their rights;
But government sees it as an obstacle to be overcome.


| Good point, but it wasn't my parody, it was forwarded to
me by another
| whacked out geek ;-)
|
| --
| Cheers,
| Mitch Tulloch
| ==========================
| Author, Trainer, Consultant, Nerd
| http://www.mtit.com
|
| This posting is provided AS IS with no warranties and
confers no rights.
|
|
in message
| | > Very funny, but you should not use a pen name that
belongs
| > to another author. There was a real Dr. Seuss and
although
| > your parody is very nicely done, you should have "your
own
| > pen name."
| >
| >
| > --
| > The people think the Constitution protects their rights;
| > But government sees it as an obstacle to be overcome.
| >
| >
message
| > | > | Why Computers Sometimes Crash
| > | by Dr. Seuss.
| > |
| > | If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and
the
| > bus is interrupted
| > | at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes
| > your floppy disk
| > | abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
| > report.
| > |
| > | If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and
| > the double-clicking
| > | icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
| > corrupted cause the
| > | index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and
| > your system's gonna
| > | crash!
| > |
| > | If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says
| > the network is
| > | connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets
| > want to tunnel to
| > | another protocol that's repeatedly rejected by the
printer
| > down the hall,
| > | and your screen is all distorted by the side effects
of
| > gauss so your icons
| > | in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as
well
| > reboot and go out
| > | with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna
| > hang.
| > |
| > | When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the
disk,
| > and the macro
| > | code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then
you'll
| > have to flash the
| > | memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then
quickly
| > turn off the
| > | computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
| > |
| > | --
| > | Cheers,
| > | Mitch Tulloch
| > | ==========================
| > | Author, Trainer, Consultant, Nerd
| > | http://www.mtit.com
| > |
| > | This posting is provided AS IS with no warranties and
| > confers no rights.
| > |
| > |
| > |
| > |
| >
| >
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