nivrip
Yorkshire Cruncher
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- Mar 21, 2007
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Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
"Window's frozen."
Husband texts back:
"Pour some Iukewarm, not hot, water over it"
After a period of time and no response the husband decides to get on with some serious work BUT within seconds
Wife texts back:
"Computer completely b*****ed now"
"Computer completely b*****ed now"

. On Monday I went to fix a pipe on the coffee machine in the kitchen and during the process managed to smash a bathroom tile upstairs
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