Epson sucks

[Just Allan]

Always read every manual.
Always used Epson branded Ink.
Always turned off with the Power Switch.
Always maintained in strict accordance with the manual.

And every single Epson I have ever owned has died an early death because of
clogged heads.

-Larry

I just rejoined this group - I see nothing has changed. (Epsons still
to be avoided like the plague.)

 

[Fatboi Slum]

Nah, putz, eny1 wid an epson iz a fuk up.

Obviously you are a **** up of extraordinary capability.

 

[Malev]

I just rejoined this group - I see nothing has changed. (Epsons still
to be avoided like the plague.)

Rather, there are still clueless ****wits who can't use their printer.

 

[stuart8181]

To really help him I suggest he run a solvent filled cart about 5 times each
month.

Buy a potato and an ink pad - anything more mechanical is beyond you.
--
Kennedy
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
Python Philosophers (replace 'nospam' with 'kennedym' when

replying)

 

[Just Allan]

To really help him I suggest he run a solvent filled cart about 5 times each
month.

Hey, I had a recommended epson service technician with a decade of
experience, who couldn't even unclog mine - and it was only two weeks
old! When he finally DID "fix" it, he really fixed it - because it
only just rivals the print quality from a 24-pin dot matrix now.
Epson refused a refund, even though it was THEIR tech that ruined my
printer.

If someone's tossing up between epson and something else - don't even
bother - buy the other one. Some people have no trouble at all - but
are you feeling lucky?

Allan.

 

[Kennedy McEwen]

Hey, I had a recommended epson service technician with a decade of
experience, who couldn't even unclog mine - and it was only two weeks
old! When he finally DID "fix" it, he really fixed it - because it
only just rivals the print quality from a 24-pin dot matrix now.
Epson refused a refund, even though it was THEIR tech that ruined my
printer.

Lets just rerun that. You had a printer with a one year warranty that
failed for no reason other than normal use after only two weeks. Epson
were unable to restore it to "as new" performance and refused to honour
their legal obligations under the warranty. And all you can do about it
is whinge on here.

There are only three conclusions to be drawn from that. You are either
a liar, a complete ****wit, or both!

 

[BARTMAN2004]

Rather, there are still clueless ****wits who can't use their printer.

BARTMANBARTMANBARTMANBARTMAN

 

[Cypherpunk]

MALEV uzez RoadRunna. He haz ta be a putz.

BARTMANBARTMANBARTMANBARTMAN

 

[BARTMAN2004]

He called BARTMAN bad names.

MALEV uzez RoadRunna. He haz ta be a putz.

 

[Cypherpunk]

Yep, da putz iz a ril **** alrite. Juz like dat putz Polis.
Sey, mebbe dey r both faggitz! Dat mite xplain it.

 

[Larry]

Sorry I'm not a bottom-feeder.

-Larry

<snip - quotes below top post>

It's to punish you for top posting and being crap at trimming quotes.

 

[Larry]

Yeah. Buying them.

But that's not a problem any more

-Larry

something that the Epson printers don't like.>>

 

[Larry]

Does your mother know you use the computer so late at night ?

 

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BARTMANBARTMANBARTMANBARTMAN

Since Epsons are Apple friendly, they therefore R00l!!!!!111!!!!!