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[Non-Offensive, Professional Sounding Name]

My Outlook Express gave me some weird error about an "ill-formed message
ID". I think that this might occur sometimes when the thread becomes too
long...so I started this and continued the discussion at the bottom of this
message.

Like I said, it really doesn't matter what Zechie said. What matters is
that 3 Gospels say one thing and 1 Gospel says something else.

Matthew contradicts Mark, Luke, and John, PERIOD.



What! Three Gospels said one ass. Matthew said two asses.

When you can show that one ass equals two asses then there will be proof
on no discrepancy, and until then, 1 does not equal 2, and Matthew is
full of sh*t.


No you didn't. "A" ass can NEVER mean two asses! And "them" can NEVER
mean one ass. All you showed is that you are so full of SH*T that you
are willing to say that white means black!


Blah! Blah! Blah! A lot a nonsense to divert from what you are
unwilling to admit, and all you have done is shown us all how full of
sh*t you really are!

And I'm still waiting for you bullsh*t your way through Luke writting
that the "Ascension of Christ" happened on the day of his supposed
resurrection, and then again 40 days later!

And one more thing, just because the Bible mentions places that really
existed, doesn't prove anything other that the Bible mentions places
that really existed. Just like the Oddessey mentions places that really
existed doesn't prove that the Greek Gods were real! Your flawed logic
shows how unreasonable you really are!

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You're being a little mean-spirited and not very open-minded.

Reiterating, when the Bible says "a", it doesn't mean two donkeys. It just
meant that one donkey. Some verses just don't talk about that other donkey.
Just because they don't mention the other donkey doesn't mean it wasn't
there. Hmmm...this donkey thing has become as productive as a tax seminar.
Since you won't even concede that the English Bible means just one donkey
when it says "a", then let's move on...

You're right about the places mentioned in the Bible. That proves
nothing...in itself. However, it is a piece of evidence. Just like a jury
having to deal with tons of testimony to reach a verdict...just like a
scientist analyzing huge numbers of DNA fragments to discover the entire
animal...so must we delve into the thousands of pieces of evidence and
supposition to arrive at the truth. And when all the pieces add up, then
we'll know truth from fiction.

Per your request, we'll look at the ascension of Jesus and what the Bible
says.

"And I'm still waiting for you bullsh*t your way through Luke writting that
the "Ascension of Christ"..."
I know that you're still waiting. Please be patient. There's a whole world
and a life to be lived outside of this newsgroup.

 

[kurttrail]

My Outlook Express gave me some weird error about an "ill-formed
message ID". I think that this might occur sometimes when the thread
becomes too long...so I started this and continued the discussion at
the bottom of this message.

I don't know why you bothered. You just look like a fool, trying to
bullsh*t you way out of the corner you painted yourself in. Any
RATIONAL human being can see that there are many contradictions in the
Bible, only those who are IRRATIONAL can admit the obvious.

You're being a little mean-spirited and not very open-minded.

LOL! Yeah, my mind is closed to seeing one ass as two asses, no matter
what you say. I'm not totally irrational, like you are.

Reiterating, when the Bible says "a", it doesn't mean two donkeys.
It just meant that one donkey. Some verses just don't talk about
that other donkey. Just because they don't mention the other donkey
doesn't mean it wasn't there. Hmmm...this donkey thing has become as
productive as a tax seminar. Since you won't even concede that the
English Bible means just one donkey when it says "a", then let's move
on...

"'A' ass can NEVER mean two asses!"

LOL! I said that! Are you totally f*#king stupid? Matthew doesn't say
"a."

"They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and
set Him on them."

"them" meaning both "the donkey and the colt!

While it's Mark, Luke, and John that talk about one ass, not two!

Mark 11:7 Then they brought the colt to Jesus and threw their clothes on
it, and He sat on it.

Luke 19:35 Then they brought him to Jesus. And they threw their own
clothes on the colt, and they set Jesus on him.

John 12:14Then Jesus, when He had found a young donkey, sat on it; as it
is written:

You're right about the places mentioned in the Bible. That proves
nothing...in itself. However, it is a piece of evidence.

All it is a piece of that the Bible mentions real places, like the
Oddessy mentions a real place.

That doesn't prove anything about the Christian multiple personality
God, any more than the Greek gods!

Just like
a jury having to deal with tons of testimony to reach a
verdict...just like a scientist analyzing huge numbers of DNA
fragments to discover the entire animal...so must we delve into the
thousands of pieces of evidence and supposition to arrive at the
truth. And when all the pieces add up, then we'll know truth from
fiction.

No, it is total bullsh*t. It is like taking 1+1 getting it to equal
something other than two!

Per your request, we'll look at the ascension of Jesus and what the
Bible says.

"And I'm still waiting for you bullsh*t your way through Luke
writting that the "Ascension of Christ"..."
I know that you're still waiting. Please be patient. There's a
whole world and a life to be lived outside of this newsgroup.

Actually, I'm just looking forward to laughing at your twisted logic
some more!

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[Jim]

I was kind of under the impression this was a Windows XP group. Guess I was
mistaken!

 

[kurttrail]

I was kind of under the impression this was a Windows XP group.
Guess I was mistaken!

Well MS did leave the original thread on the server. I guess they are
to chickensh*t to pull religious spam.

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[S.Sengupta]

see:-
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regards,
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[John Eddy [MSFT]]

Well MS did leave the original thread on the server. I guess they are to
chickensh*t to pull religious spam.

Actually, I removed the original post. It was your decision to continue the
thread.

I could have removed the thread and be yelled at by you for censorship, or I
could leave the thread and get similarly insulted by you. No win for me, it
seems.

John Eddy
Microsoft Newsgroups Administrator

 

[kurttrail]

Actually, I removed the original post. It was your decision to
continue the thread.

I could have removed the thread and be yelled at by you for
censorship, or I could leave the thread and get similarly insulted by
you. No win for me, it seems.

John Eddy
Microsoft Newsgroups Administrator

LOL! Yep!

Seriously, that kinda spam should be pulled before a thread can build.

And while I probably would have said something, I would have understood
that it was totally off-topic for this newsgroup. My problem is when my
posts are pulled and are on-topic to a general discussion about Windows
XP.

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[Non-Offensive, Professional Sounding Name]

Actually, I removed the original post. It was your decision to continue the
thread.

I could have removed the thread and be yelled at by you for censorship, or I
could leave the thread and get similarly insulted by you. No win for me, it
seems.

John Eddy
Microsoft Newsgroups Administrator

John,

Go ahead and pull the whole thing. Some people will whine no matter what
happens...but you should always do the right thing regardless. Some people
will complain as this is the best that their whole existence will ever
be...so they, typically skeptics, tend to hold on tightly to their version
of the world.

It's not censorship when the "censored" whiner doesn't own the server,
newspaper, or art gallery.

Thanks for leaving the thread in as long as you did. It was a relaxing (at
least for me, some people got uptight however) diversion of thought. Maybe
it helped some people.

 

[kurttrail]

John,

Go ahead and pull the whole thing. Some people will whine no matter
what happens...but you should always do the right thing regardless.
Some people will complain as this is the best that their whole
existence will ever be...so they, typically skeptics, tend to hold on
tightly to their version of the world.

It's not censorship when the "censored" whiner doesn't own the server,
newspaper, or art gallery.

Thanks for leaving the thread in as long as you did. It was a
relaxing (at least for me, some people got uptight however) diversion
of thought. Maybe it helped some people.

In other words, thanks God you don't have to explain why Luke wrote that
the ascension of "Jesus" occurred at two different times and places in
the Bible! ROFL!

Must be God's Will to let you slide! PSML!

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[Non-Offensive, Professional Sounding Name]

In other words, thanks God you don't have to explain why Luke wrote that
the ascension of "Jesus" occurred at two different times and places in
the Bible! ROFL!

Must be God's Will to let you slide! PSML!

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Nah. I was going to give an answer today or tomorrow. Actually, try
googling "Jesus", "ascension", and "discrepancy". There is no one place to
get answers to all of your questions. So, you'll have to do a day's worth
of searching, analysis, and compiling; but, you should find more than enough
to convince you that your original beliefs are, at the very least,
off-base...IF you want to search out the answer.

Maybe God will finally reveal Himself to you when you step out in faith by
doing that google search.

 

[kurttrail]

Nah. I was going to give an answer today or tomorrow. Actually, try
googling "Jesus", "ascension", and "discrepancy". There is no one
place to get answers to all of your questions. So, you'll have to do
a day's worth of searching, analysis, and compiling; but, you should
find more than enough to convince you that your original beliefs are,
at the very least, off-base...IF you want to search out the answer.

Maybe God will finally reveal Himself to you when you step out in
faith by doing that google search.

LOL! Again, you are just full of sh*t! ROFL!

Just like you think that Matthew had "Jesus" riding two asses on Palm
Sunday is not a discrepancy with the other three Gospels of Mark, Luke,
and John, which have him riding one ass on Palm Sunday.

Luke has Jesus ascending at on time in place in the Gospel of Luke, and
a totally different time and place in the book of Acts. Luke can't even
keep his own story straight!

You are just so deluded that you can't see the obvious discrepancies of
the Bible.

How sad for you that your faith depends upon deceiving yourself.

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[Joj]

On Mon 04 Apr 2005 15:57:15, kurttrail wrote:

In other words, thanks God you don't have to explain why Luke
wrote that the ascension of "Jesus" occurred at two different
times and places in the Bible! ROFL!

Must be God's Will to let you slide! PSML!

Maybe use the Jehovah's witness newsgroup at
alt.religion.jehovahs-witn for that sort of posting