Cheating at Chess

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Keith B. Rosenberg

There is a way to beat the statistics in Vista Chess.
When you are going to lose the game, but before
the checkmate, simply save the game. A saved game
does not count in the statistics. The next time you
are going to lose, save the game again. It over writes
the previous saved game and neither is counted in
the stats.
 
V

Vista Cabal

Keith B. Rosenberg said:
There is a way to beat the statistics in Vista Chess.
When you are going to lose the game, but before
the checkmate, simply save the game. A saved game
does not count in the statistics. The next time you
are going to lose, save the game again. It over writes
the previous saved game and neither is counted in
the stats.

Why not just win?

- Vista Cabal
 
S

Spikey

Keith B. Rosenberg said:
There is a way to beat the statistics in Vista Chess.
When you are going to lose the game, but before
the checkmate, simply save the game. A saved game
does not count in the statistics. The next time you
are going to lose, save the game again. It over writes
the previous saved game and neither is counted in
the stats.

Oh dear keith!!!!!!!!!!

Right now its essential that you follow these instructions carefully. Go
START - SHUTDOWN. Stand up and walk away from the computer. Leave the room
as quickly as possible, without looking back.

Put on your coat, leaving the keys on the hall stand (so it will take some
while to get back to the computer). Collect the dog (if not a piece of
string and a brick will make a useful substitute). Leave the house and shut
the door firmly behind you. Now walk the dog for a least an hour.

HTH
 
T

Tommy

Spikey said:
Oh dear keith!!!!!!!!!!

Right now its essential that you follow these instructions carefully. Go
START - SHUTDOWN. Stand up and walk away from the computer. Leave the
room as quickly as possible, without looking back.

Put on your coat, leaving the keys on the hall stand (so it will take
some while to get back to the computer). Collect the dog (if not a
piece of string and a brick will make a useful substitute). Leave the
house and shut the door firmly behind you. Now walk the dog for a least
an hour.

HTH

HA! :)
 
T

Tommy

Keith said:
There is a way to beat the statistics in Vista Chess.
When you are going to lose the game, but before
the checkmate, simply save the game. A saved game
does not count in the statistics. The next time you
are going to lose, save the game again. It over writes
the previous saved game and neither is counted in
the stats.

Keith,

Brilliant. You are thinking out of the box. Might have a career in
Wall Street!
 

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