Can the tigress change her stripes by stripping ?

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Mark Martin said:
If Relf were to take his own advice, he'd have to ignore himself,
with no exceptions.
Fortunately_For_Jeff_Relf_He_Rarely_Follows_Any_Advice_Let_Alone_His_Own.
 
Physarum said:
It is not so much how the disk is layed out, but how many times the program
goes to the hard disk. If you are short on memory, 128meg or less, it will
access the HD too often. I would not mess around with pagefile.sys at all.
I would recommend you expand memory to at least 2 gigs, that is where the
bottleneck usually is.

If I have 512 MB, and it never all gets used, is it still wise to
upgrade to 2 GB? What is the advantage?
 
Bob <[email protected]>, the spindly cadger and thawed out post-operative
transsexual who likes inventive jack hammering with fleas, and whose
partner is a sporting-girl with a big rusty axe wound, wrote in
If I have 512 MB, and it never all gets used, is it still wise to
upgrade to 2 GB? What is the advantage?

You have answered your own question, but only because you have made a
completely ****witted assumption.



--
Cooking tonight: Revolting Japanese macaque spinal cord and mountain
beaver spit conserve accompanied by lightly monstrous rectum on top of
awful dead animals and quetzal muscle vinaigrette and lousy innards with
alarming syphilis scabs and clove seasoning, simmered in a randomly
twitching bucket brimming with tough squares of cartilage and jellyfish
with chunks of giblet in ghoulish ship's bilge, a side of chocolate and
a mug of pond scum.
 
It is further alleged that on or about 11 Jan 2006 19:16:42 -0800, in
alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "Mark Martin"
<[email protected]> spewed the following:

|
|nos1eep wrote:
|
|> ****, now I gotta sound like a fanboi. I hate you for that. Jeff's got
|> more going on by accident than you will ever have.
|
| Hell, if Relf has anything at all going on it's purely by accident.
|He's a confirmed fantasist: Reality just isn't his scene. He dictates
|ahead of time which hypothetical reality will coddle him to his
|satisfaction ... then decides it's not worth his (*yaaawwwn*) trouble
|to subject his masturbatory myths to the risk of falsification.
|
|-Mark Martin

Boring, you are.
 
It is further alleged that on or about 12 Jan 2006 04:35:01 GMT, in
alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of Jeff_Relf <[email protected]>
spewed the following:

|
|Hi Too_Much_Gak, a.k.a. No_Sleep, You reluctantly told Mark_Martin:
|
| Jeff's got more going on by accident than you ever will.
|
|Speaking of my incredible luck...
|Patinha_Minha cleaned every inch of my room today,
|washing all my clothes, bedding, dishes, etc.
|
|I'm going to try to put her on my lease,
|it should only be an extra 50 bucks per month.
|
|If my landlord says no, I'll pay my rent the first of every month
|and force her to give me one of those 10_Days_To_Comply_Or_Vacate thingies.
|...I bet she cashes my checks.
|
|Because, here in liberal Seattle, leases become month_to_month agreements
|when they expire... thus falling under Seattle's Just_Cause_Eviction laws.
|
|Then, when/if my landlord gives me the 10_Days_To_Comply_Or_Vacate,
|I'll immediately fax her lawyer the message below,
|also mailing the fax confirmation to him by US_Mail:
|
| I invite Lina's agents to visit my room at random times, day and night,
| to see that no one is smoking and that I'm alone at night.
|
| Also, I'm very inclined to contact the state, local and federal revenue
| agents about Panki and Abundio, two of Lina and Sharifah's employees.
|
| I'm also inclined to have my brother_in_law, Warren_Harkcom,
| a _Very_ well_estabalished building inspector,
| determine if the wiring in Lina's houses are up to code or not.
|
|Then, even if she wins in court, after spending further thousands on me,
|I'd love to see her collect... I'm self_employed.
|
|Past Child_Support immediately becomes a Never_Expiring lien,
|...so I'm immune to such crap for life, see:
|
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_Amendment


The statement was not a compliment, ****head, it was worded badly.
This may have been due to the fact that the ****ing puppies just ate
my couch.
Cotse. Strangely disconnected, schizophrenic people use Cotse. It's
like a condom for the terminally fearful.
 
It is further alleged that on or about 11 Jan 2006 21:36:56 -0800, in
alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "Eric Gisse"
<[email protected]> spewed the following:

|
|Jeff_Relf wrote:
|
|[snip]
|
|More garbage that doesn't belong in ANY of the groups that you post to.
|Get a blog and get the **** out of USENET.

Opinionated little twit aren't you? You're going to grow up to be a
real pain in the ass, someday.
 
nos1eep said:
It is further alleged that on or about 12 Jan 2006 04:35:01 GMT, in



The statement was not a compliment, ****head, it was worded badly.
This may have been due to the fact that the ****ing puppies just ate
my couch.
Cotse. Strangely disconnected, schizophrenic people use Cotse. It's
like a condom for the terminally fearful.

Aren't they cute though...
http://www.designersbestfriend.com/Chewed Sofa.jpg
 
It is further alleged that on or about Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:43:19 GMT,
in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "relic"
<[email protected]> spewed the following:

|nos1eep wrote:
|> It is further alleged that on or about 12 Jan 2006 04:35:01 GMT, in
|> alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of Jeff_Relf <[email protected]>
|> spewed the following:
|>
|>>
|>> Hi Too_Much_Gak, a.k.a. No_Sleep, You reluctantly told Mark_Martin:
|>>
|>> Jeff's got more going on by accident than you ever will.
|>>
|>> Speaking of my incredible luck...
|>> Patinha_Minha cleaned every inch of my room today,
|>> washing all my clothes, bedding, dishes, etc.
|>>
|>> I'm going to try to put her on my lease,
|>> it should only be an extra 50 bucks per month.
|>>
|>> If my landlord says no, I'll pay my rent the first of every month
|>> and force her to give me one of those 10_Days_To_Comply_Or_Vacate
|>> thingies. ...I bet she cashes my checks.
|>>
|>> Because, here in liberal Seattle, leases become month_to_month
|>> agreements when they expire... thus falling under Seattle's
|>> Just_Cause_Eviction laws.
|>>
|>> Then, when/if my landlord gives me the 10_Days_To_Comply_Or_Vacate,
|>> I'll immediately fax her lawyer the message below,
|>> also mailing the fax confirmation to him by US_Mail:
|>>
|>> I invite Lina's agents to visit my room at random times, day and
|>> night, to see that no one is smoking and that I'm alone at night.
|>>
|>> Also, I'm very inclined to contact the state, local and federal
|>> revenue agents about Panki and Abundio, two of Lina and Sharifah's
|>> employees.
|>>
|>> I'm also inclined to have my brother_in_law, Warren_Harkcom,
|>> a _Very_ well_estabalished building inspector,
|>> determine if the wiring in Lina's houses are up to code or not.
|>>
|>> Then, even if she wins in court, after spending further thousands on
|>> me, I'd love to see her collect... I'm self_employed.
|>>
|>> Past Child_Support immediately becomes a Never_Expiring lien,
|>> ...so I'm immune to such crap for life, see:
|>>
|>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_Amendment
|>
|>
|> The statement was not a compliment, ****head, it was worded badly.
|> This may have been due to the fact that the ****ing puppies just ate
|> my couch.
|> Cotse. Strangely disconnected, schizophrenic people use Cotse. It's
|> like a condom for the terminally fearful.
|
|Aren't they cute though...
|http://www.designersbestfriend.com/Chewed Sofa.jpg

Mine got both arms and one cushion of the couch. They need to die, but
I think I will just sell them to someone with small children.
 
It is further alleged that on or about 11 Jan 2006 21:36:56 -0800, in
alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "Eric Gisse"
<[email protected]> spewed the following:

|
|Jeff_Relf wrote:
|
|[snip]
|
|More garbage that doesn't belong in ANY of the groups that you post to.
|Get a blog and get the **** out of USENET.

Opinionated little twit aren't you? You're going to grow up to be a
real pain in the ass, someday.

LOL.. you *are* a fanboi!
 
It is further alleged that on or about Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:51:51
+0000, in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of Ann
<[email protected]> spewed the following:

|On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 20:34:34 -0600, nos1eep
|
|>It is further alleged that on or about 11 Jan 2006 21:36:56 -0800, in
|>alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "Eric Gisse"
|><[email protected]> spewed the following:
|>
|>|
|>|Jeff_Relf wrote:
|>|
|>|[snip]
|>|
|>|More garbage that doesn't belong in ANY of the groups that you post to.
|>|Get a blog and get the **** out of USENET.
|>
|>Opinionated little twit aren't you? You're going to grow up to be a
|>real pain in the ass, someday.
|
|LOL.. you *are* a fanboi!

<grin>
Rack and pinion reasoning, but I might be persuaded to be your fanboi,
provided we set up some kind of incentive system.
 

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