Can someone help me?

[Mel]

Did you try a Cat-5 cable? If that didn't work, you'll have to liquify it
first. No, that cat attachment software is proprietary.

When transporting Felines across the Internet, only Cat-9 Cable will
work, it you want to transport the entire cat.

 

[Susan Bugher]

I was gonna, but when I tried to paper clip it to the email, it started
hissing and scatching, it didn't work! Then I tried to stuff it directly
into the cable, like that was gonna work. Maybe if I put it in the blender
first, waddaya think? Is there any freeware available by which I can attach
a cat to an email??

first you do a cat-scan. . .

drat, all those great examples are gone. . . memorial here. . .

http://www.istuff.org/week/profiles/catscan.html

Susan

 

[Frank Bohan]

Am 1 Sep 2005 07:26:42 -0700 schrieb (e-mail address removed):


http://catfinder.softonic.de/ie/11790

I did a machine translation of this page, part of which says:

<quote>
Above all in CDS, order is the half life CatFinder generates catalogues with
the contents of all your diskettes, CDS, hard disks and ZIP-files. Therewith
exactly is indicated, lies which pin in which haystack.
</quote>
Would this be a reference to the radioactive cat which has 18 half lives?
BTW this Mac program is off topic as it is payware.

===

Frank Bohan
¶ Men are like government bonds: They take so long to mature.

 

[Eric Huebner]

Am Fri, 2 Sep 2005 22:07:24 +0100 schrieb Frank Bohan:

I did a machine translation of this page, part of which says:

<quote>
Above all in CDS, order is the half life CatFinder generates catalogues with
the contents of all your diskettes, CDS, hard disks and ZIP-files. Therewith
exactly is indicated, lies which pin in which haystack.
</quote>

Is this translator freeware? ;-)

Would this be a reference to the radioactive cat which has 18 half lives?

I don't know since I have no MAC. But it would make a fine children's menu.

BTW this Mac program is off topic as it is payware.

Yep, my fault. But it seems to be the only catfinder around.

 

[Jan]

You can get another cat from Jennifer:

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Advert.htm

Just found a very bedraggled kitty outside my window. He asked me to
post on the freeware newsgroup that he is looking for a freeware home.
He is totally free of adfleas, malfleas, trojfleas and spyfleas. He is a
freeware kitty and costs nothing to use for as long as you want to use
him.

 

[Frank Bohan]

Am Fri, 2 Sep 2005 22:07:24 +0100 schrieb Frank Bohan:


Is this translator freeware? ;-)

It came as part of the Advanced Searchbar. You should see what it can do
with Chinese.

===

Frank Bohan
¶ Stock Exchange Tissues touched a new bottom.

 

[The Six Million Dollar Man]

Just found a very bedraggled kitty outside my window. He asked me to
post on the freeware newsgroup that he is looking for a freeware home.
He is totally free of adfleas, malfleas, trojfleas and spyfleas. He is a
freeware kitty and costs nothing to use for as long as you want to use
him.

But will he be Open Sourced so he can play a productive role in creating
new kittens?


--
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says
something about human nature that the only form of life we have created
so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."

-- Stephen Hawking --

 

[Paul Johnson]

eh?
Paul

But will he be Open Sourced so he can play a productive role in creating
new kittens?


--
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says
something about human nature that the only form of life we have created
so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."

-- Stephen Hawking --

 

[Jan]

But will he be Open Sourced so he can play a productive role in creating
new kittens?

Open Source? He doesn't want to talk about that - I think he is
embarassed that he was open source until his programming was tinkered
with and now can't create new kitties

 

[KeithS]

Just found a very bedraggled kitty outside my window. He asked me to
post on the freeware newsgroup that he is looking for a freeware home.
He is totally free of adfleas, malfleas, trojfleas and spyfleas. He is a
freeware kitty and costs nothing to use for as long as you want to use
him.

OT, furware.

 

[JoeA]

Make a leash for your cat from Cat5 cable.

 

[Gary R. Schmidt]

Make a leash for your cat from Cat5 cable.

^^^^Nononono! It's "Cat6" nowadays!!

Cheers,
Gary B-)

 

[Box134]

When we take our cat for a walk we pass by a Chinese restaurant. I don't
know why, but he gets very nervous when we're near it.

Also, have you noticed that Chinese restaurants are often close to
veterinary offices? Must be coincidence.

 

[marcfinnwilson]

Actually, I've found my cat, it chased my wireless mouse under the
table! Now I'm having to use one of those old wired mouse, that doesn't
even have an optical sensor! Darn! thanks for keeping this post
alive though!