Boy did this one crack me up...

ChristopherP

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Hahahahahahahahahaha! My spam filter didnt get this one...


Hire,

i am here sitting in the internet caaffe. Foun!d your email anad decided to write. I might be com!ing to your place in 14 days, so I decided to emai!l you. May be we can meet? I am 25 y.o.

a

girl. I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as this is not my email. Write me at (e-mail address removed)
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'Hi :) I am a 25 year old girl. I weigh 18 stone, sweat profusely, have really hairy legs and bad breath.

Wanna date?'
 
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damn Postill


u got lots of gurls after you

be carefull!



only god knows how you are going to deal with a very athletic 18 stone excuse for a women!!! lol
she will flatten u and then eat u for lunch beware my friend....
 
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LOL!


well at least she will be happy
and u can find the next fat girl! :)

lol
 
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Hell im not looking for 18 stone sweaty hairy legs bad breath girls
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... they aparently look for me!!
 
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LOL

Postill I like your space website

its really good !!! :)


yes i agree i woulndt like a girl who has got bigger arms then me and who would eat me for lunch!
get me!
 
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LOL look what i've been sent:

hi.

i work at valve nd i have noticed ur steam account has been hcked into. plz send me ur bank account details as soon as possible so i can make it better agen. also u wil be entered in a competetion to win 24.3 million dollars.


what the hell do there people take us for? could it get any lower?
 
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floppybootstomp said:
'Hi :) I am a 25 year old girl. I weigh 18 stone, sweat profusely, have really hairy legs and bad breath.

Wanna date?'
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Date .... are you mad, after last time we went out together ???????
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