That reminds me of a mate who were stopped by the Police and asked have you been drinking and driving No he said I keep spilling it.
Well whats you name? John he replied, where do you live with my mother he said and whats her name Mammy......
I used to exceed personal limitations when I was a drinker many years ago..Never used to cover my mouth though...I prefered a jet as opposed to a shower..
Nice one Taffy..
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