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Now the new and improved vista two!
It needs only 1000gb to install
it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in low
functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
slipped...
the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks up
its usb ports so you can try to
overcome the results our new bloated OS.
index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors
the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the new
fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as long
as you sign the EULA.
The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer to
a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using vista
2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then take your
soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your soul is
ours.
minimum system requirements:
128 core CPU
16 terabytes of ram
Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
blue ray disks)
2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and spy
on you better.
2 megawatt nuclear power unit.
THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----
It needs only 1000gb to install
it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in low
functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
slipped...
the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks up
its usb ports so you can try to
overcome the results our new bloated OS.
index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors
the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the new
fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as long
as you sign the EULA.
The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer to
a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using vista
2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then take your
soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your soul is
ours.
minimum system requirements:
128 core CPU
16 terabytes of ram
Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
blue ray disks)
2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and spy
on you better.
2 megawatt nuclear power unit.
THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----