ANN: I Changed My Mind About Fred Thompson!

[Guest]

I Now Support Sam Brownback (R-Kansas) Instead Of Fred Thompson
(R-Tennessee) For President, Just FYI.

 

[Ezmerelda Jayne Putzke]

You changed your mind about Fred Thompson, Just FYI. Did he not bend you
over and apply the lube? Wern't you the one asking his staff if he is GAY?
Wern't you the one seen outside of his headquarters with your pants down to
your knees, crying that you were not his lover? Just FYI.

Aren't you the one who is wishy-washy about Windows 2008 Server Public Beta
Server, Vista RTM, Ubuntu? Just FYI. Can't you be loyal to one camp? Just
FYI.

What is next? Will you be soliciting to the Democrats next? Just FYI.

 

[Mama Putzke]

Kevin baby,

I was reading a report from the former Senator Thompson about their actions
when you went to their website and became "Friends of Fred Thompson". Now
you bail on poor Freddie? Did he reject all your passes, honey? I know
Kevin that you haven't been so lucky with the boys, and with you being GAY,
it's been tough on your Dad and me. We still love you son, and wish that
you would put all your tiny brainpower into getting that job back at the
Postal Service, Just FYI.

Remember your old boss who helped you change your diaper? He was such a
nice man. He even bottle fed you twice a day. Come on son, call Fred
Thompsons office and make nice. Mr. Thompson said he would like to meet you
in the public restroom, Just FYI. You know what happens there don't you?

Love,

Mama

 

[Mitt Romney Jr]

I could use another voter on my side. Kevin, why not come over to my camp.
I am a Mormon and you know how we like it! We just love kids there Kevin
and you will be so much at home. Just FYI.

We need your support. Just FYI.

By the way, are you using Ubuntu or Windows 2008 Server Just FYI?

Just FYI

 

[Adam Albright]

I Now Support Sam Brownback (R-Kansas) Instead Of Fred Thompson
(R-Tennessee) For President, Just FYI.

I'm supporting this guy:

http://exhippie.com/files/Alfred-3.gif

This guy for VP:

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/012102/doofus6.jpg

 

[Ezmerelda LaDouche]

I know why you changed your mind about Thompson, you really think this new
guy's name is Sam BrokeBack! Silly boy! Just FYI.

Just think, poor Mr. Brownback has Kevin as a special "friend". Just FYI.

 

[Ezmerelda LaDouche]

Kevin, I am really embarassed. Just FYI.

 

[Ezmerelda LaDouche]

Worth repeating again. Just FYI.

Kevin baby,

I was reading a report from the former Senator Thompson about their
actions when you went to their website and became "Friends of Fred
Thompson". Now you bail on poor Freddie? Did he reject all your passes,
honey? I know Kevin that you haven't been so lucky with the boys, and
with you being GAY, it's been tough on your Dad and me. We still love you
son, and wish that you would put all your tiny brainpower into getting
that job back at the Postal Service, Just FYI.

Remember your old boss who helped you change your diaper? He was such a
nice man. He even bottle fed you twice a day. Come on son, call Fred
Thompsons office and make nice. Mr. Thompson said he would like to meet
you in the public restroom, Just FYI. You know what happens there don't
you?

Love,

Mama