A little paper bag......

[BigJay]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off
to the doctors.
'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little paper bag.'

'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a
blood test and see what that shows,
come back and see me in a couple of days.'

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the
results.

'What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.

'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor

'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' said the
little paper bag.

'Have you been having unprotected nookie?' asked the doctor.

'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper
bag!'

Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous
drug users?' asked the doctor.

'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper
bag!'

'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a
blood transfusion?' queried the doctor.

'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'

'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual
relationship?'

'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a
little paper bag!'

'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the
doctor......








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I love this one......





















'Your mother must have been a carrier'.

 

[Abarbarian]

You just got to laugh

 

[Madxgraphics]

Sorry I actually don't find it funny..And find it somewhat sic!...And people complained about my egg joke...

 

[BigJay]

Sorry I actually don't find it funny..And find it somewhat sic!...And people complained about my egg joke...

Humor bypass?

 

[floppybootstomp]

Ok, I'll comment on this.

If I didn't know one person, I'd probably give a little smile at this joke and find it mildly amusing.

I mean, it ain't no rib-tickler is it?

And from the outset let me make it clear I do not find it offensive.

But.

I know a lady who has been HIV Positive since the mid eighties. Her fella must have been one of the earliest people to catch AIDS in the early eighties and he was straight, he swore at thetime he was only into women and it appears he got HIV Positive before meeting the lady I know.

He infected her, none of them knew, and they had four children.

By some quirk of fate two of the children were born HIV positive and two were born HIV negative.

The two born with HIV are now dead, they lived three years and nine years respectively, the two born without HIV are doing well in life.

Hubby is dead, his HIV developed into AIDS and it killed him in the early nineties. He was a friend of mine, we weren't close but we hung out in the same social circle.

The lady friend I know is still HIV positive, which makes her a carrier I suppose. Which is why this joke hit a nerve with me, I thought of her.

Apparently she's the longest surviving HIV positive person ever to have survived so long.

She visited here from Dublin recently, we went on the Greenwich Big Wheel, she stayed with me for four days. One of her children is buried locally, while she was here I drove her to the graveyard and she laid flowers on Harriet's grave. Harriet was nine years old when she died of AIDS. An innocent born infected. Not much fun but I was glad to help out.

How much hurt can one woman bear?

So, that's why I don't find this joke that funny.

But it's ok, like I said earlier, I am not offended.

You gotta laugh, right?

 

[Madxgraphics]

Humor bypass?

More like I have lost a brother to AIDS, and he was niether gay nor a drug user...

 

[Ian]

Sorry to hear that

Will close this thread now.