What am I doing this wekend?
Bugger-all, really.
I have a cold. A stinking, rotten cold which is making me feel cold, shivery, weak and comes with a tickly irritating cough.
And no, it's not flu. Anybody who says they have flu and isn't tucked up in bed with a fever severely incapacitated is a liar. And usually male, the wusses.
Once, at primary school, a teacher, Mrs Dixon, asked me why I'd been off Tom and Dick. I replied 'I had influenza Mrs Dixon'. She replied 'No need to say Influenza Sullivan, just call it flu'.
So, having only recently learnt this new big word and positive it was the correct term for the ilnness I had suffered, with all the cockiness of a nine year old I again said 'I had influenze Mrs Dixon'
She said 'Call it flu'
I didn't. This happened five or six times until she lost her temper slightly and sent me to the headmaster and to tell him I refused to do what she said.
Where he caned me twice, one stroke on each hand.
Now either I deserved that for being a pretentious little twerp or I was treated grossly unfair.
What she should have done was explain in a kindly manner it's more socially acceptable to say 'flu' rather than influenza which is a term only medical folk use.
But she didn't, the battle-axe.
Well, that day I learnt a lesson in life. I think.
Today I bought lots of electrical fittings for the job I'm doing and bought a copy of Stevie Wonder's Innervsions on vinyl.
I have played a lot of the PC game Borderlands and have ordered Fallout: New Vegas for PC from play.com.
The i-Pod (Video 5th generation) I bought in March 2006 had it's battery almost die (only lasted 10 minutes) recently and today the battery from i-Pod Doctor and the tools arrived. Thirteen quid inc postage. I've used these before for other people's i-Pods, they're good.
At 6am today it was pouring with rain (couldn't sleep with this poxy cold). At 13:00 hours the sun was shining brilliantly. But it's cold.