wassa decent colour printer about £100

[Rude Olf]

wassa decent colour printer about £100? Have seen the pcworld offer with a
hp DeskJet DJ6520 at about £50 and looked at the Epson 200 for £50 - not
in stock - or about £80 elsewhere. My father has a 4mp digicam and now wants
a colour printer to replace his old black one. We have an old Epson 760 and
are happy with it. He'll be knocking out A5 and A4 prints but not in any
great quantity, time spent printing is not an issue. Ink costs might be. It
seems that chipped/replacement ink carts are available for the Epson but not
for HP DJ6520 . The Epson 300 looks good too.

Any polite thoughts from folks who have used a variety of printers recently
will be appreciated.

Happy Christmas BTW

 

[mark eldon]

keep the 760 and get some decent photo paper

 

[JB]

Epson R200 or 300.

JB

 

[Colin Wilson]

Epson R200 or 300.

The Epson R200 can look stunning (i`ve got a HP 5150 which also gives
pretty damn good results).

One difference between the two - the print head comes complete with the
HP carts, so the carts are expensive. On the Epson, the ink is seperate
from the print head, and is drawn there by a capilliary - if the printer
isn`t used for a while, the capilliary can dry out and f*cks the printer
- the replacement print head costs almost as much as the printer.

 

[Si]

wassa decent colour printer about £100? Have seen the pcworld offer with a
hp DeskJet DJ6520 at about £50 and looked at the Epson 200 for £50 - not
in stock - or about £80 elsewhere. My father has a 4mp digicam and now
wants a colour printer to replace his old black one. We have an old Epson
760 and are happy with it. He'll be knocking out A5 and A4 prints but not
in any great quantity, time spent printing is not an issue. Ink costs
might be. It seems that chipped/replacement ink carts are available for
the Epson but not for HP DJ6520 . The Epson 300 looks good too.

Any polite thoughts from folks who have used a variety of printers
recently will be appreciated.

Happy Christmas BTW

Best you'll get an R200 at if the PCW lot are sold out (not surprised at
that price) is Comet's website.

PCW store sold me an R200 at that price yesterday (even though it came up at
£85 at the till, they were displaying the sale price next to it). If you
wait until they open I expect they'll offer that in all stores...curiously,
the website has offers on until the 27th... I bet on the 27th the stores
will be matching it...

Comet £69.99 free delivery.

Si.

 

[ex WGS Hamm]

wassa decent colour printer about £100? Have seen the pcworld offer with a
hp DeskJet DJ6520 at about £50 and looked at the Epson 200 for £50 - not
in stock - or about £80 elsewhere. My father has a 4mp digicam and now wants
a colour printer to replace his old black one. We have an old Epson 760 and
are happy with it. He'll be knocking out A5 and A4 prints but not in any
great quantity, time spent printing is not an issue. Ink costs might be. It
seems that chipped/replacement ink carts are available for the Epson but not
for HP DJ6520 . The Epson 300 looks good too.

Any polite thoughts from folks who have used a variety of printers recently
will be appreciated.

Happy Christmas BTW

I love my canon s500. Bought from pissy world last year. I get canon
compatable cartridges from a chap on ebay , very cheap. The colour carts are
all seperate too so that if you run out of say yellow, you don't have to
throw all the other colours away and buy new.

 

[Colin Wilson]

chopped finely)
and season well.
Place in a large bowl and cool.
Add seasoned breadcrumbs and a little of the tomato gravy,
enough to make the mixture pliable.
Divide the stuffing among the cabbage leaves then roll.
Place seam down in a baking pan.
Ladle tomato gravy on top,
and bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.



Umbilical Cordon Bleu

Nothing is so beautiful as the bond between mother and child,
so why not consume it?
Children or chicken breasts will work wonderfully also.

4 whole umbilical chords (or baby breasts, or chicken breasts)
4 thin slices of smoked ham, and Gruyere cheese
Flour
eggwash (milk and eggs)
seasoned bread crumbs
1 onion
minced
salt
pepper
butter
olive oil

Pound the breasts flat (parboil first if using umbilical
cords so they won?t be tough).
Place a slice of ham and cheese on each, along with some minced onion
then fold in half, trimming neatly.
Dredge in flour, eggwash, then seasoned breadcrumbs;
allow to sit for a few minutes.
Sauté in butter and olive oil until golden brown,
about 6 minutes on each side.



Shish Kababes

As old as the hills, this technique has employed seafood, beef, pork, lamb,
poultry, and vegetables; just about anything can be grilled, and young humans
are no exception!

High quality marinade (Teriyaki and garlic perhaps)
1 inch cubes of tender meat, preferably from the nursery
Onions
bell peppers
Wooden or metal skewers

Marinate the meat overnight.
Get the grill good and hot while placing meat, vegetables, and
fruit such as pineapples or cherries on the skewers.
Don?t be afraid to use a variety of meats.
Grill to medium rare,
serve with garlic cous-cous and sautéed asparagus.
Coffee and sherbet for desert then walnuts, cheese, and port.
Cigars for the gentlemen (and ladies if they so desire)!



Crock-Pot Crack Baby

When the quivering, hopelessly addicted crack baby succumbs to death,
get him immediately butcher

 

[Stuart]

get rid of all the leftovers in your refrigerator.

1 - 2 lbs. cubed meat (human flesh, chicken, turkey, beef...)
1 -2 lbs. coarsely chopped vegetables
(carrots, potatoes, turnips, cauliflower, cabbage...)
Bell pepper
onions
garlic
ginger
salt pepper, etc.
Olive oil
butter

Brown the meat and some chopped onions, peppers, and garilic in olive oil,
place in baking dish, layer with vegetables seasoning and butter.
Bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.
Serve with hot dinner rolls, fruit salad and sparkling water.



Bébé Buffet 1

Show off with whole roasted children replete with apples in mouths -
and babies? heads stuffed with wild rice. Or keep it simple with a
hearty main course such as stew, lasagna, or meat loaf.

Some suggestions

Pre-mie pot pies, beef stew, leg of lamb, stuffed chicken, roast pork spiral ham,
Cranberry pineapple salad, sweet potatoes in butter, vegetable platter, tossed salad with tomato and avocado, parsley new potatoes, spinich cucumber salad, fruit salad
Bran muffins, dinner rolls, soft breadsticks, rice pilaf, croissants
Apple cake with rum sauce, frosted banana nut bread sherbet, home made brownies
Iced tea, water, beer, bloody marys, lemonade, coffee

The guests select food, beverages, silverware... everything from the buffet table.
They move to wherever they are comfortable, and sit with whoever they choose.
Provide trays so your guests will not spill everything all over your house from
carrying too much, nor will they have to make 10 trips back and fourth from the
service stations.



Roast Leg of Amputee

By all means, substitute lamb or a good beef roast

 

[JB]

oil
butter

Brown the meat and some chopped onions, peppers, and garilic in olive oil,
place in baking dish, layer with vegetables seasoning and butter.
Bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.
Serve with hot dinner rolls, fruit salad and sparkling water.



Bébé Buffet 1

Show off with whole roasted children replete with apples in mouths -
and babies? heads stuffed with wild rice. Or keep it simple with a
hearty main course such as stew, lasagna, or meat loaf.

Some suggestions

Pre-mie pot pies, beef stew, leg of lamb, stuffed chicken, roast pork spiral ham,
Cranberry pineapple salad, sweet potatoes in butter, vegetable platter, tossed salad with tomato and avocado, parsley new potatoes, spinich cucumber salad, fruit salad
Bran muffins, dinner rolls, soft breadsticks, rice pilaf, croissants
Apple cake with rum sauce, frosted banana nut bread sherbet, home made brownies
Iced tea, water, beer, bloody marys, lemonade, coffee

The guests select food, beverages, silverware... everything from the buffet table.
They move to wherever they are comfortable, and sit with whoever they choose.
Provide trays so your guests will not spill everything all over your house from
carrying too much, nor will they have to make 10 trips back and fourth from the
service stations.



Roast Leg of Amputee

By all means, substitute lamb or a good beef roast if the haunch
it is in any way diseased. But sometimes surgeons make mistakes,
and if a healthy young limb is at hand, then don?t hesitate to cook
it to perfection!

1 high quality limb, rack, or roast
Potatoes, carrot
Oil
celery
onions
green onions
parsley
garlic
salt, pepper, etc
2 cups beef stock

Marinate meat (optional, not necessary with better cuts).
Season liberally and lace with garlic cloves by making incisions,
and placing whole cloves deep into the meat.
Grease a baking pan,

 

[ex WGS Hamm]

glaze,
return to oven and bake 20 minutes more to form a glaze.
Cut ribs into individual pieces and serve with extra sauce.



Fresh Sausage

If it becomes necessary to hide the fact that you are eating
human babies, this is the perfect solution.
But if you are still paranoid, you can substitute pork butt.

5 lb. lean chuck roast
3 lb. prime baby butt
2 tablespoons each:
salt
black, white and cayenne peppers
celery salt
garlic powder
parsley flakes
brown sugar
1 teaspoon sage
2 onions
6 cloves garlic
bunch green onions, chopped

Cut the children?s butts and the beef roast into pieces
that will fit in the grinder.
Run the meat through using a 3/16 grinding plate.
Add garlic, onions and seasoning then mix well.
Add just enough water for a smooth consistency, then mix again.
Form the sausage mixture into patties or stuff into natural casings.



Stillborn Stew

By definition, this meat cannot be had altogether fresh,
but have the lifeless unfortunate available immediately after delivery,
or use high quality beef or pork roasts (it is cheaper and better to
cut up a whole roast than to buy stew meat).

1 stillbirth, de-boned and cubed
¼ cup vegetable oil
2 large onions
bell pepper
celery
garlic
½ cup red wine
3 Irish potatoes
2 large carrots

This is a simple classic stew that makes natural gravy,
thus it does not have to be thickened.
Brown the me

 

[Stuart]

I love my canon s500. Bought from pissy world last year. I get canon
compatable cartridges from a chap on ebay , very cheap. The colour carts are
all seperate too so that if you run out of say yellow, you don't have to
throw all the other colours away and buy new.

I bought an Epson R300 a couple of weeks ago and it is the bees knees
..I use a canon 10D digital camera and the prints from the Epson are
excellent ..Use good quality paper tho and set the preferences
properly ..mine was £99 from PCW but u can possibly get it cheaper in
your area ...It does CD's/DVD's as well
Stuart

 

[Si]

the vegetables slowly to the stock,
so that it remains boiling the whole time.
Cover the pot and simmer till vegetables are tender
(2 hours approximately).
Continue seasoning to taste.
Before serving, add butter and pasta,
serve piping with hot bread and butter.



Offspring Rolls

Similar to Vietnamese style fried rolls, they have lots of meat
(of course this can consist of chicken, beef, pork, or shrimp).
Who can resist this classic appetizer; or light lunch served with
a fresh salad? Versatility is probably this recipe?s greatest virtue,
as one can use the best part of a prime, rare, yearling, or the
morticians occasional horror: a small miracle stopped short by a
drunk driver, or the innocent victim of a drive-by shooting...

2 cups finely chopped very young human flesh
1 cup shredded cabbage
1 cup bean sprouts
5 sprigs green onion, finely chopped
5 cloves minced garlic
4-6 ounces bamboo shoots
Sherry
chicken broth
oil for deep frying (1 gallon)
Salt
pepper
soy & teriyaki
minced ginger, etc.
1 tablespoon cornstarch dissolved in a little cold water
1 egg beaten

Make the stuffing:
Marinate the flesh in a mixture of soy and teriyaki sauces
then stir fry in hot oil for till brown - about 1 minute, remove.
Stir-fry the vegetables.
Put the meat back into the wok and adjust the seasoning.
De-glaze with sherry, cooking off the alcohol.
Add broth (optional) cook a few more minutes.
Add the cornstarch, cook a few minutes till thick,
then place the stuffing into a colander and cool;
2 hours
Wrap the rolls:
Place 3 tablespoons of stuffing in the wrap, roll tightly -
corne

 

[Rude Olf]

gotta Epson r200 from Dixon's for £50 - only today and Monday folks.

 

[Dave]

My father has a 4mp digicam and now wants
a colour printer to replace his old black one. We have an old Epson 760 and
are happy with it. He'll be knocking out A5 and A4 prints but not in any
great quantity, time spent printing is not an issue. Ink costs might be.

Getting them done commercially even in small quantities wil give the
best results and will probably be cheaper. Obviously not as convenient
though.