Vista TP

[kurttrail]

What would happen to wiping your ass, if MS manufactured toilet paper?

First you'd have to activate your roll of toilet paper. Then you'd need
to validated it. Of course the license will state that you can only use
your roll of toilet paper on the first ass it was used on. If your roll
of toilet paper was installed on an older toilet paper dispenser, it
won't work, or work so slow that you have to sh*t again by the time
you've pulled out enough toilet paper.

The toilet paper would of course be full of bugs and nonfunctional for a
lot of people until the first Service Pack, that is if they can install
it at all because there are no drivers for your older TP dispensers. But
of course, because the original installation is so screwed up, SP1 will
fail, and they just have an unusable roll of TP.

So MS would make a easy thing into a chore, and many users will just
switch to using a shower to wipe their ass, as that is now easier, or
they'll want to install the old XP version of TP that works both faster
and easier.

On the bright side, public restrooms could be converted in bath houses
for Republicans & Fundamentalist Christians.

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[Sam]

LOL!

But you're a troll, so I'll not support your hate. Read my sig(gy).

 

[kurttrail]

LOL!

But you're a troll,

Really? If I was, then you got suckered in anyway, so what does that say
about you?

so I'll not support your hate.

Hate? When did a little humor turn into hate in your mind?

Read my sig(gy).

Why? Can't you think up words of your own to use as a sig?

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[Little Billy]

What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!

 

[kurttrail]

What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!

I ain't civilised. I'm an American!

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[Little Billy]

I ain't civilised. I'm an American!

C'mon I've seen them in King of the Hill and that's in Texas. Of course they
don't know what they are and think it's a water fountain lol

 

[Little Billy]

I ain't civilised. I'm an American!

But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention the
waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much of it.

 

[kurttrail]

But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
of it.

Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
restrictions.

But wouldn't that be just like MS, using their TP monopoly to break into
another market?



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[Bill Yanaire]

Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
restrictions.

So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?

 

[kurttrail]

So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?

The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now, and
can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are getting
better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and our water
rates are rising.

How many alternatives do we have for water?

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[Alias]

The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now, and
can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are getting
better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and our water
rates are rising.

How many alternatives do we have for water?

The wars of the 21st century will not be about oil but water.

Dumbfuçk Bill Yawn obviously doesn't know how many millions of people
are living on this planet with no access to potable water.

Alias

 

[Frank]

The wars of the 21st century will not be about oil but water.

Dumbfuçk Bill Yawn obviously doesn't know how many millions of people
are living on this planet with no access to potable water.

Alias

Hahahha...another one of your famously stupid predictions!
People don't have the energy (fuel, oil) to power the machines needed to
get the water...LOL!
Frank

 

[The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly]

The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now, and
can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are getting
better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and our water
rates are rising.

How many alternatives do we have for water?

Desalinization?

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[Alias]

Hahahha...another one of your famously stupid predictions!

Actually, it isn't mine but the fact is that millions of people don't
have access to potable water and you obviously don't care.

People don't have the energy (fuel, oil) to power the machines needed to
get the water...LOL!
Frank

Ever hear of a drought? I knew you were clueless but not this clueless!

Alias

 

[Alias]

The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'
wrote:

Desalinization?

First step. Next steps are to get all the crap out that's polluting the
ocean.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Actually, it isn't mine but the fact is that millions of people don't
have access to potable water and you obviously don't care.

Hey sh*t-for-brains if possible try and comprehend what I've said...I
never said people we're not in need of water, nor that I didn't care
about their needs...you're really a bigoted idiot aren't you?

Ever hear of a drought?

Ever hear of a deeper well? Ever hear of importing water?
These both take energy to accomplish.

I knew you were clueless but not this clueless!

I know you're stupid...I mean really stupid!
Frank

 

[Little Billy]

I thought you lived in the desert the way you're talking. Florida? Erm,
isn't that like mostly a sub tropical climate with a lot of Rain?



A drought in Florida? hahahahahahahah Maybe you mean a water shortage due
to poor management and inadequate reservoirs.




for quite a while now,
Why water it at all? It's too damn humid there anyway from all the people
leaving their sprinklers on at night. In fact, there's no need for anyone to
water a lawn. If you live in a green place like I do, Nature will water it.
If you live in the desert you look at tumbleweed and cactus.




And now that people are
That is their problem. How would conserving water in Florida have any effect
on Africa? You can't send them the water lol

Actually, it isn't mine but the fact is that millions of people don't have
access to potable water and you obviously don't care.


Ever hear of a drought? I knew you were clueless but not this clueless!

People shouldn't be living in areas that are periodically drought prone
unless they have the infrastructure to survive during dry periods. Perhaps
it is they who are clueless.

 

[Little Billy]

"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"

Desalinization?

Even in a desert there is plenty of water. It's just underground. You need
power machinery to get down to it and get it up.