Poor, Poor Quadophile...

[ChristopherP]

Come on people! this area has been inactive for ages!

WAKEY WAKEY

Well i am opening this forum as a general thread to post in if you have any problems with any digital imaging or photography devices or if you want to ask about stuff because Quaddy is the man for this! I guess this is a kind of specialised discussion forum...

just pained me to see Quadophiles favourite subject not get any posts for like 3/4ths of a month

sooo.....

 

[floppybootstomp]

Okey-Doke:

Dear Quadophile, the lady who runs the local newsagent is a Widow named Mrs Golightly.

In my opinion, she is one cracking bit of stuff and she's let me know she's interested in digital photography.

I'm single myself, she has a figure to die for, so I'm wondering.

How the hell do I get her to pose in the buff for me?

 

[Matt Jason H]

Okey-Doke:

Dear Quadophile, the lady who runs the local newsagent is a Widow named Mrs Golightly.

In my opinion, she is one cracking bit of stuff and she's let me know she's interested in digital photography.

I'm single myself, she has a figure to die for, so I'm wondering.

How the hell do I get her to pose in the buff for me?

Well, you show her your camera collection, make her a nice romantic meal, get some barry white on, dim the lights, then slip off into the other room and set up a sony camcorder with one of the pass-filter "x-ray" lenses and bingo...

NB: this message is intended as a joke, neither Matt nor PC Review advocate the spying on of sexy women with pass-filter devices instead recommending the safer "pretending to be a page 3 model photographer, great oppertunities for a girl like you in this business" aproach.

 

[Becky]

Honestly... Men!

 

[james]

Matt,has the PLAN Flopp's.

Now,go to make-up and let them,WORK the MAGIC

 

[KGB-911]

So... Flopps, did you ever get your dream?

 

[floppybootstomp]

So... Flopps, did you ever get your dream?

Nah.......

Dreams is all I get nowadays

When I think back a bit... hmmmm

I tell you, all you young guys, um, I'm sure I have some advice somewhere, I'll have to think about it

Lemme put it this way, once, twas like plucking berries from a bush, now it deep mid-winter and all bushes are barren.

Make the most of your younger years chaps, cos it gets harder.

And on a serious note, never, ever, enter a dual mortgage or even cohabit if the place is in your name and you have kids, cos if you upset her enough, it's all hers in the eyes of the law.

You may scoff, but one day, these words may come back to haunt you, believe me

Now then, I still kinda optimistic, never give up hope

I could write a book on this subject, but I will say, your peak years are age 19 - 24 (talking girlie relationships here), you're at your best 29 - 35 (by now you'll have it sussed and kinda look your best), and after that it's all downhill