On holiday [joke]

[itsme]

While a young couple were on holiday driving along a country lane in Devon the car engine suddenly stopped? The young man gets out of the car to have a look to see what is wrong, while looking he hears a voice say its your spark plugs take them out and clean them replace them and it will start, the young man looks around to see who it was all he could see was a horse looking over the hedge, the young man ignored it and proceeded to look at the engine compartment scratching his head, he hears the voice again saying its your spark plugs take them out and clean them replace them and it will start, the young man looks around again to see who it was all he could see was a horse looking over the hedge,

So he does what the voice told him and the engine did indeed start.

He started to drive off telling his wife what had happened, they go for a while and come across a pub and decide to have a drink, at the bar the young man tells the landlord what happened, the landlord says was it a black horse by the hedge, yes says the young man, thank gawd for that he said, why said the young man,



well! Said the landlord if it was the white horse he knows bugger all about engines and you would still be stuck there.