Blimey a genuine request
Most threads of this ilk go (roughly translated):
'Ello innit everybody my bruvver went out last night and burgled about six homes and I now got this laptop but I can't open it cos it weren't mine and I don't know the password know what I mean?
'So, like, guys, help me out - how do I crack this?
'Help me and will love you forever'.
But of course in this instance we seem to have a genuine problem.
My word.