Ravey said:I used to read, and occasional post in here in the early 2000's...just
wondering if any of the "old school" were still here....PaX, Nick
Fitzgerald, Laura Fredricks or even, dare i say ti ....sugien...
If so, hiya long time ...
I used to read, and occasional post in here in the early
2000's...just wondering if any of the "old school" were still
here....PaX, Nick Fitzgerald, Laura Fredricks or even, dare i say ti
....sugien... If so, hiya long time ...
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From the "We're not getting better, we're getting older"
department...
Here, again is that infamous e-mail that Rod Fewster sent me, Andi
and 4Q, nine years ago.
Even though he denies it, I still believe Rod wrote it. ;-)
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From: "Rod Fewster"
To: "Laura Fredericks","4Q","andrew lee"
Subject: Fw:
Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 00:55:37 +1000
Which one of you funny buggers is responsible for this ?
****ing brilliant!
rod
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From: "Anonymous"
To: Rod Fewster"
Sent: Monday, 11 November, 2002 03:24
This is the alt.comp.virus Historical Hall of Fame.
If your name's not mentioned here it's because you ain't worth shit.
4Q:
Hunter S Thompson with a sense of humour.
AkHibby:
Nanook of The North - typing from a frozen keyboard.
Alan Candy:
Cardinal Bernard Law with a sixpence on a string in his free hand.
Andrew Lee:
A split personality John Cleese with more names than Andreas Barlev.
Anonymous:
Who gives a flying **** ?
Art Kopp:
Ebenezer Scrooge with an unhealthy fixation on free anti-virus
software.
Bart Bailey:
A former member of Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters who still thinks
Timothy Leary was God.
Bill Blevins:
A professional AVP shill who accepts leather jackets as payment.
Bradleym:
The founder of alt.comp.virus - and its first poster.
Brian Barlev:
A mentally deranged chimpanzee who used to think he was a Viking but
now thinks he's a Maori.
Bruce Burrell:
The official alt.comp.virus Deputy Sheriff and keeper of the
FDISK/Mumble scrolls.
Charles T. Johnston:
A drug-addicted 10-4 Good Buddy wuss who changes anti-virus programs
faster than he changes his underpants.
Doren Rosenthal:
A pain in the ass whose virus simulations are still a pain in the
ass. Professor Timo Salmi's best friend.
Frederic Bonroy:
A David Letterman clone - too dumb to know whether he's a Kraut or a
Frog.
FromTheRafters:
Starred in Die Fledermaus - sleeps hanging upside down in a dark
cellar.
George Wenzel:
A Bruce Lee clone wearing a cat on his head. Full time Zvi Netiv
baiter.
Graham Cluley:
Minnesota Fats with a donut in one hand and a bottle of Snake Oil in
the other.
Guillermito:
The rarest of God's creatures - a Frog with intelligence.
Gabriele Neukam:
Kraut arachnid expert who starred in Kiss of The Spiderwoman - as the
spider.
Gabriela Salvisberg:
The Head Mistress of a Swiss Finishing School for Young Ladies.
Gene Wirchenko:
Official alt.comp.virus clown maker and professional Zvi Netiv
baiter.
Heather Figueroa:
A Charles Darwin clone looking for the missing link between Brian
Barlev and homo sapiens.
Iolo Davidson:
An ex-communicated Welsh priest with a Burma-Shave fetish. Part time
Zvi Netiv baiter.
James Egan:
A wannabee flamer who thought he was smarter than Rodzilla.
Jed Connors:
A wannabee Hell's Angel who thought he was smarter than Rodzilla.
Jeffrey A. Setaro:
Official alt.comp.virus photographer - suspected of taking the
infamous 18" Schlong pic.
Juha Saarinen:
One time alt.comp.virus journalist and full time professional Zvi
Netiv baiter.
Kurt Wismer:
A Clarence Darrow clone whose ambition is to moderate alt.comp.virus.
Part time Zvi Netiv baiter.
Larry De Haan:
A wannabee John Allen Muhammad.
Laura Fredericks:
Xaviera Hollander after a year at Gabriela's Swiss Finishing School
for Young Ladies.
Lee Higdon:
A former hippie who denies being a former hippie.
Miner:
John Cleese without the funny walk.
Nick FitzGerald:
A graduate of the Rod Fewster School of Usenet Mayhem with brass
knuckles on *both* hands.
Nicky:
A Limey who talks like an Aussie - mate.
Nina Irwin:
Canada's very own Kofi Anan clone.
Old Boozer:
Pass the Budweiser.
Omnivore:
A virus wannabee and an anti-virus wannabee in one neat package.
Steve Topilnycky:
A retired professional Norton shill who hasn't retired yet.
Pax:
A James Bond clone with a Bazooka in the glove compartment of his
Ferrari.
Paul Schmehl:
alt.comp.virus's only living full time serious poster.
Pierre Vandevenne:
A wannabee biologist who switched to computer viruses when all his
patients died.
Raid:
A pot-smoking gun-toting redneck ASIC coder who drives a monster
truck.
Robert Green:
An anti-virus wannabee who wants to marry Zvi Netiv.
Rob Rosenberger:
A myth is as good as a mile.
Robert Moir:
Microsoft's official spy in alt.comp.virus.
Rod:Fewster:
Rambo with a seeing eye dog and a Buddhist prayer wheel. The
original Zvi Netiv baiter.
RVC:
An illegal Pit Bull fight promoter who quotes 500 lines and top posts
5 word replies.
Sara:
A deceased Irish poet and closet Sin Fein hit woman.
Scaredy Kat:
Anyone who hates dogs and small children can't be all that bad.
S.NAPper:
A refugee from an ugly dwarf throwing contest who uses a stylus
shoved up his ass to type.
Stalker Steve:
A Rent-A-Cop with an MCP badge.
Sugien:
The World Champion God Bothering Plagiarist and Code Ripper -
currently in denial.
Tarkan Yetiser:
An official alt.comp.virus clown - now retired.
Tracker:
A wannabee Kevin Mitnick with a root kit up her ass and shit for
brains.
Ted Saari:
A professional Invircible shill and a general pain in the ass.
Troy McClure:
A professional Norton shill who couldn't stand the heat.
Verdun/Blooven:
A wannabee Jed Connors clone with a very small penis and a very big
keyboard.
Vesselin Bontchev:
He's not the Dark Avenger - he's just a naughty boy. A master Zvi
Netiv baiter.
Wessel:
A Kofi Anan clone who keeps his foreskin in a jar by the door.
Zvi Netiv:
An anti-virus fringe dweller and official alt.comp.virus clown -
famous for blowing his own trumpet.
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I used to read, and occasional post in here in the early 2000's...just
wondering if any of the "old school" were still here....PaX, Nick
Fitzgerald, Laura Fredricks or even, dare i say ti ....sugien...
If so, hiya long time ...
Ravey Dave
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