Ah.................. football.............
Comforter to many many males
So why do I think football is a complete pile of cak?
Is my sexual orientation in question here?
Is 22 geezers kicking a ball about nirvana to some of my peers?
Do some males feel uncomfortable on meeting another if they don't talk football?
Is the average professional footballer's IQ lower than the national average?
It is, isn't it? Why?
Do huge multi-billion dollar corporations get off on seeing their product name on footballer's shirts on mainstream TV?
Do loads of blokes talk absolute bullocks every Sunday lunchtime at the pub about football?
to be continued