Alias - A Way to increase Ubuntu usage

[Bill Yanaire]

Alias we all know you are trying to be successful with your marketing
campaign of blaneting the Vista forum with daily posts about that INFERIOR
OS they call Ubuntu. You know, the OS written by geeks for geeks who can't
get laid?

How about this: Offer the geeks a free European girl with every install.
Maybe then and only then will the user base increase. It certainly won't
increase on the usage of Ubuntu alone but with a free European girl, who
knows?

Tell your manager at Ubuntu to think about it.

 

[Alias]

Alias we all know you are trying to be successful with your marketing
campaign of blaneting the Vista forum with daily posts about that INFERIOR
OS they call Ubuntu. You know, the OS written by geeks for geeks who can't
get laid?

No, sorry, you must be confused with people who use Windows, you know
the piss poor excuse for an operating system written by morons for
morons like you who have never gotten laid.

How about this: Offer the geeks a free European girl with every install.
Maybe then and only then will the user base increase. It certainly won't
increase on the usage of Ubuntu alone but with a free European girl, who
knows?

Stop taking your stupid pills, Bill.

Tell your manager at Ubuntu to think about it.

What manager? I do this out of the goodness of my heart with no
compensation other than joyfully watching you and Frank flop around like
two fish out of water.

Alias