Wish list for Access 2008

[David Cox]

A data dictionary
query dependencies - which queries depend on the one I am wanting to change?
Folders within access to group together related queries, forms etc

 

[William Hindman]

....real fixes to long standing bugs ...starting with Allen Browne's list
....a decent tab control with a bg color property ...a grid control that
works ...new vba extensions ...record locking in dao without having to open
an ado connection first ...real transaction processing and fallback ...code
access to ms wizards in runtime ...cures for the numerous bloat problems
....and for crying out loud, enough with the gui already!

William Hindman

 

[Guest]

My wish list, in addition to what proposed by others:
-A ListBox which can display fully functional checkboxes for Yes/No fields.
-An alignment tool to center align object horizontally and vertically
relative to each other.
Gino
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[aaron.kempf]

Billy Boy

you're a fag.

DAO is DED. Eat shit and wake up to the fact that DAO is DED.

ADO is a vastly superior product.

 

[aaron.kempf]

a) user walks up to SQL database and makes a sproc
'create proc myProc
as
select name, xtype from sysobjects'

b) user opens it in Access Data Projects; it goes straight to SQL
view-- not design view-- and when you make a couple changes; you hit
SAVE and it barfs 'the parameter is incorrect'

****ing retard at microsoft that let that bug through; I challenge you
to a good old fashioned FISTFIGHT.

while you were sitting there; getting fat and lazy and driving your
BMW, I was out in the REAL WORLD trying to implement this application.

Can you imagine what I sound like when i beg the other 200 SQL
Developers that I've worked with over the past decade; to not
abbreviate 'procedure' as 'proc'

****ing dipshits at microsoft need to start fixing bugs and not talking
back about 'how it's a feature'

 

[William Hindman]

....Aaron me boy, you wouldn't recognize a vastly superior product unless we
were comparing penis sizes ...nor would you recognize a fag unless you
reached behind you ...in the meantime, your inability to express what passes
for thoughts with you without using expletives in every other phrase tells
us all we need to know.

....as for Dao vs. ado, you might want to check with MS on that ...the Access
Development Team appears to disagree with you ...but that's no surprise, you
being such a rabidly disagreeable cretin ...you really must tell us someday
how you manage to get by with such a severe case of rectal cranial inversion
cramping your style, eh?

William Hindman

 

[aaron.kempf]

Willaim

you're full of shit the access team doesn't dis agree with me.

DAO is DED.

anyone else that tells you otherwise is an old retarded dipshit than
doesn't have the capacity to learn a new object model

and for the record; Access Data Projects are superior in EVERY POSSIBLE
MANNER

no performance problems
no locking problems
no compact and repair problems
front/end & back/end deployment bullshit? ITS ALL GONE

keep all your tables and queries in ONE PLACE


****ing idiots

 

[aaron.kempf]

im not rabid

yes i am pissed off

but you're the ****ing dipshit leper that still uses MDB.

ROFL

MDB is a disease.

sprocs are more powerful.
Access already has triggers
Referential Integrity? in a split front/end 'back/end' setup?

ROFL

i've worked on hundreds and hundreds of MDB apps over the past 10
years.

AND IM SICK AND ****ING TIRED OF HITTING RANDOM PROBLEMS WITH A HALF
DOZEN USERS.


-- it's called ADP ****nnut
it'll solve all your problems

im sorry that you're too much of a ****ing pussy to learn SQL Server

maybe you should leave the industry; there are always some little
whipper-snapper kids that can get twice as much done for half the cost.

DONT YOU WISH YOUR DATABASE WAS HOT LIKE ME?

DONT YOU?
DONT YOU?

eat shit ****tards; ADP kick MDBs' ass.

 

[aaron.kempf]

and I'd rather talk dirty and make someone realize HOLY SHIT WHAT THE
**** WHY HAVE I BEEN USING MDB WHEN ADP WINS IN _EVERY_ CATEGORY

oh did i scare away the mdb babies?

you should truly lose the training wheels.. Access Data Projects are
superior to your silly MDB in every possible manner

uh.. i can reuse functions-- in one place-- instead of copying them to
20 different frontends

I can do more with a single sproc than you can with a THOUSAND SILLY
MDB QUERIES

eat shit buddy and lose the training wheels