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[LuckyStrike]

LuckyStrike said:

Ah..well....that explains it! ;-)

Well...I *did* I mean....how many Jan ll's don't you know any?? Maybe it
was the Subject line...Area 54 Revisited. 8-o Now.... I have to go dig it
up...<sigh>....

You did? Well this requires more explaining than the other one I asked you
to explain. Now I'm *really* confused. So yes...please do (dig it up that
is; and after it's been exhumed... please submit it to me for an autopsy at
your earliest possible convenience.) :-D

Hope you understood me, 'cos if you didn't, then we've both really gotten
confused. <g>

 

[Jan Il]

"Jan Il" said:


Just go ahead and tell me: my "joke" on mines backfired...yep...it
blew up right in my face. %-| <g>

Welll....my Daddy always told me never to say things that will hurt people's
feelings, or be rude. I have been very confused about those two choices all
my life. I never know when not to hurt their feelings, or just be rude. ???

Heh! Rude and loud neighbors take it on the lam and disappear 'til
the heat blows over.

Yeah...so they thought. They had a great laugh over the bill until they saw

Yeah thanks... the 5 gallon Coffee decanter helped me get through it.
<g>

Sheesh! After 5 gallons of coffee I'd *never* get though it. Nor sleep for a
week either. ;-))

L..............

Jan

 

[Jan Il]

LuckyStrike wrote:

You did? Well this requires more explaining than the other one I
asked you to explain. Now I'm *really* confused. So yes...please do
(dig it up that is; and after it's been exhumed... please submit it
to me for an autopsy at your earliest possible convenience.) :-D

Hope you understood me, 'cos if you didn't, then we've both really
gotten confused. <g>

How am *I* to explain Area 54?!?! Even the Government can't explain Area
54. Ha!! For years they thought it was Area 51! Not wanting the give away
too many secrets, they referred to it as Hinez 51 to through people off.
Then one day the GAO wanted to know why a bottle of steak sauce cost 6
bazillion dollars. That was easy enough to answer. Infatuation.
Anddd....how do you think they explained all those $10,000.00 toilet seats?
;-))

Jagetit?

Jan

 

[LuckyStrike]

Welll....my Daddy always told me never to say things that will hurt people's
feelings, or be rude. I have been very confused about those two choices all
my life. I never know when not to hurt their feelings, or just be rude. ???

A right and proper man he was. I am fortunate to have met you then. <s> It
seems to me that it might seem tough or confusing for you, but I've no doubt

Yeah...so they thought. They had a great laugh over the bill until they saw
the fire in my eyes and figured I might be serious. <g>

For real???

Sheesh! After 5 gallons of coffee I'd *never* get though it. Nor sleep for a
week either. ;-))

OK, it wasn't 5 gallons... maybe it was only half full to begin with. (but I
remedied that right quick!) <bg> That's why I'm still awake now. ;-)

LS
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[LuckyStrike]

How am *I* to explain Area 54?!?! Even the Government can't explain Area
54. Ha!! For years they thought it was Area 51! Not wanting the give away
too many secrets, they referred to it as Hinez 51 to through people off.
Then one day the GAO wanted to know why a bottle of steak sauce cost 6
bazillion dollars. That was easy enough to answer. Infatuation.
Anddd....how do you think they explained all those $10,000.00 toilet seats?
;-))

Jagetit? <------------- :-D LOL!

Not 'zactly, but the laffs were good and plentiful, and that's what counts!
;-D BTW, that's Heinz *57*.... <LOL!> No wonder nobody could find it, let
alone explain it.

LS
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[Jan Il]

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A right and proper man he was. I am fortunate to have met you then.
<s> It seems to me that it might seem tough or confusing for you, but
I've no doubt you can make the right decision when it's called for.
<s>

Well, it depends on the person ya see. With some people it is easy to be
polite, and others there' sno doubt but the other. It's the in between's
that are confusing. ;-)

For real???

Yeppers....when they laughed and tore up the bill, I melted every candle

OK, it wasn't 5 gallons... maybe it was only half full to begin with.
(but I remedied that right quick!) <bg> That's why I'm still awake
now. ;-)

Ah...I thought the sandman had the holiday off in Utah. I'm just a night

 

[Jan Il]

Not 'zactly, but the laffs were good and plentiful, and that's what
counts! ;-D BTW, that's Heinz *57*.... <LOL!> No wonder nobody could
find it, let alone explain it.

Oh.....well....so....when did they change it again? No wonder the GOA can't
figure it out, they keep changing the name! <sigh>

Jan

 

[LuckyStrike]

Well, it depends on the person ya see. With some people it is easy to be
polite, and others there' sno doubt but the other. It's the in between's
that are confusing. ;-)

Yeah, and some have the uncanny - yet predictable - knack of turning things
around. That's usually the one that gets me in an uproar.

Yeppers....when they laughed and tore up the bill, I melted every candle
within 20 feet in one blink. <vbg>

Uh-oh... should a black-out happen they'll be SOL then. Hah! ;-D

Ah...I thought the sandman had the holiday off in Utah. I'm just a night
owl. <g>

The sandman is always on duty in this state.... it's a very weird situation
here y'know. They celebrate New years with Kool-Aid or Egg-Nog with no nog
in it! <G>

A few months back I was doing the "graveyard shift" with the 'ol PC...up
'til 6 or 7 every night (?). It took a while to get over that.

LS
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[LuckyStrike]

Oh.....well....so....when did they change it again? No wonder the GOA can't
figure it out, they keep changing the name! <sigh>

They ain't saying... best to keep you guessin, as that's the first line of
defense. Second one is to introduce a second suspect "who shot John", and
the third is to say that "John is alive and well and living in ...well... we
can't tell you, or we'd hafta shoot you". You know what they say... "You
can't tell a player without the program card"... seems it's still true
today. ;-D

LS
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[Jan Il]

They ain't saying... best to keep you guessin, as that's the first
line of defense. Second one is to introduce a second suspect "who
shot John", and the third is to say that "John is alive and well and
living in ...well... we can't tell you, or we'd hafta shoot you". You
know what they say... "You can't tell a player without the program
card"... seems it's still true today. ;-D

??? Who's John...??? Or..ahmm....does that go back to the $10,000.00 toilet
seat?? Why would they want to shoot a John? Ohhhhhh...now I know. Yeah!!
The Tidy Bowl man! But....why would anyone want to shoot the Tidy Bowl
man?? And they even have a play about it!?!? Sheesh! And they try to say
*my* mind works in strange ways. <sigh>

Jan

 

[Jan Il]

Yeah, and some have the uncanny - yet predictable - knack of turning
things around. That's usually the one that gets me in an uproar.

Yeah...that really chars my toast when they do that. It's confusing enough
as it is without them turning things around again.

Uh-oh... should a black-out happen they'll be SOL then. Hah! ;-D

Ohhh.....I felt really guilty afterwards. It must have been difficult
getting that white wax out of their champagne beige cashmere carpet. So, I
replaced them with some black and puce ones I had handy. Guaranteed to do a

The sandman is always on duty in this state.... it's a very weird
situation here y'know. They celebrate New years with Kool-Aid or
Egg-Nog with no nog in it! <G>

A few months back I was doing the "graveyard shift" with the 'ol
PC...up 'til 6 or 7 every night (?). It took a while to get over that.

Heh! I do that all the time. Too many things to distract me during the day,
so my creative juices run better when the phones and neighbors kids are
quite. Cheech and Chong on one side, and Lurch and Morticia on the other,
are long on noise and short on sense. I bought them all helmets for
Christmas, with 'Ghastly Red' and 'Screamin' Yellow Zonker' splats all over
them. Now I don't worry so when I see them out playing in the sandbox. ??

Jan

 

[LuckyStrike]

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Heh! I do that all the time. Too many things to distract me during the day,
so my creative juices run better when the phones and neighbors kids are
quite. Cheech and Chong on one side, and Lurch and Morticia on the other,
are long on noise and short on sense. I bought them all helmets for
Christmas, with 'Ghastly Red' and 'Screamin' Yellow Zonker' splats all over
them. Now I don't worry so when I see them out playing in the sandbox. ??

Jan

"...Cheech and Chong on one side, and Lurch and Morticia on the other..."
LOL!

:-D
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[LuckyStrike]

??? Who's John...??? Or..ahmm....does that go back to the $10,000.00 toilet
seat?? Why would they want to shoot a John? Ohhhhhh...now I know. Yeah!!
The Tidy Bowl man! But....why would anyone want to shoot the Tidy Bowl
man?? And they even have a play about it!?!? Sheesh! And they try to say
*my* mind works in strange ways. <sigh>

See? It's working already! It *always* does. :-D The reason for eliminating
Mr. T-B is because he always scores 300... it makes 'em look bad. (No... I
don't bowl - it makes your shirt get soiled - but I think I remember that as
a maximum score)

;-)
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[Jan Il]

See? It's working already! It *always* does. :-D The reason for
eliminating Mr. T-B is because he always scores 300... it makes 'em
look bad. (No... I don't bowl - it makes your shirt get soiled - but
I think I remember that as a maximum score)

I used to bowl years ago....in a bowling alley. And that was my handicap
too....300. Folks didn't like to bowl with me though. For some reason they
got tight jawed when my ball jumped the gutter and got strikes in the lane
next to me. I just laughed and told 'em it was the 'ol Trick Shot. But...I
was in a bowling Tournament singles category...... once. ???Jan

 

[Jan Il]

:

"...Cheech and Chong on one side, and Lurch and Morticia on the
other..." LOL!

Yep....and Dorothy thought she had it bad in Oz. <sigh>

Jan

 

[LuckyStrike]

LuckyStrike quoted Jan:
Yep....and Dorothy thought she had it bad in Oz. <sigh>

On a similar tenor, what about that movie "neighbors" (or whatever it was
called) with Dan Ackroyd.

LuckyStrike ;-)
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[LuckyStrike]

I used to bowl years ago....in a bowling alley.

D'oh! <g>

And that was my handicap

too....300. Folks didn't like to bowl with me though. For some reason they
got tight jawed when my ball jumped the gutter and got strikes in the lane
next to me. I just laughed and told 'em it was the 'ol Trick Shot. But...I
was in a bowling Tournament singles category...... once. ???

Handicap...300? Is that like the goalie in the end zone? (I'm not a baseball
fan as you can see) <g> Anyway, better in a Tounament than a Bar. Or......
who knows?

LS
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[Jan Il]

On a similar tenor, what about that movie "neighbors" (or whatever it was
called) with Dan Ackroyd.

Yeah...I could rewlly feel for him. One other similarity is the movie
"Coneheads". 8-o

LuckyStrike ;-)

Jan )

 

[LuckyStrike]

Yeah...I could rewlly feel for him. One other similarity is the movie
"Coneheads". 8-o

Jan )

Repeat after me: "Remulac" .... that's in France. :-D

LuckyStrike
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[Jan Il]

Repeat after me: "Remulac" .... that's in France. :-D

Stho easthy for u 2 sthay. <g>

Jan