What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu

M

measekite's psychiatrist

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What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?


Work

Everyone knows that Ubuntu was written by geeks for geeks who can't get
laid. Ubuntu is on less than ONE PERCENT of the desktop and NOBODY wants
it. Imagine, a FREE OS that NOBODY wants. That should tell you all you
need to know about it.

People would rather pay for Windows than use that Piece of Crap Ubuntu.
That is a fact.
 
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Alias

Borne said:
You did notice, that to get that worm, you gotta be dumb as a brick ?

If you were using Linux, you could be as dumb as a brick and no problemo.

Oops.

Alias
 
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Alias

Borne said:
If I were using linux, I'd be typing on a brick.

I guess I could try to skin it to look like Vista (for some reason, the
most popular ubuntu themes are Vista imitations)

Beryl was out long before Vista. I'm afraid it's the other way round and
Vista doesn't come close to Ubuntu in that regard.

Alias
 
M

measekite's psychiatrist

Alias said:
Beryl was out long before Vista. I'm afraid it's the other way round and
Vista doesn't come close to Ubuntu in that regard.

Alias

You mean Ubuntu doesn't come close to a functioning Operating System.
 
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Alias

measekite's psychiatrist said:
You mean Ubuntu doesn't come close to a functioning Operating System.

No, that's not what I meant. In fact, it functions better than Windows
ever has.

Alias
 
M

measekite's psychiatrist

Alias said:
No, that's not what I meant. In fact, it functions better than Windows
ever has.

Alias

Oh yea, Ubuntu functions well if you just want to post a simple message on
the internet or write a one page letter to your parole officer. To do real
work you need a real Operating System.

Ubuntu was written by geeks for geeks who can't get laid. Remember Ubuntu
is on less than ONE PERCENT of the desktops out there and the product is
FREE. People would rather pay for Microsoft products than use a FREE OS.
Imagine that. That should tell you all you need to know about that piece of
SHIT they call Ubuntu and any other Linux crap they throw out there.

Alias just can't take the fact that his precious Ubuntu is still SHIT.

OpenSores (Open Source) software isn't far behind.

Just FYI
 
M

measekite's psychiatrist

Alias said:
1. I don't do Facebook

2. Ubuntu is IMMUNE from this virus.

You are right Ubuntu is IMMUNE from a virus. Reason is because Ubuntu can't
run any decent software so the virus writers ignore Ubuntu. Who wants to
write a virus for 300 computers!!!!!!

LOL! Your ignorance of Ubuntu is raising its ugly head again, Francis.

Alias

It isn't ignorance of Ubuntu. We all know about Ubuntu but dismiss it as a
piece of crap that NOBODY wants. Imagine, Ubuntu is FREE and still is on
less than ONE PERCENT of the desktops. You would think that word of mouth
would spread around the world and people would be installing the product
millions of times a day. Ain't gunna happen. Maybe 4 people try it and 3
of those wipe it off their computer within a day or two.

Ubuntu is FREE and NOBODY wants it. Get over it. Go get stoned.

 
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Alias

measekite's psychiatrist said:
Oh yea, Ubuntu functions well if you just want to post a simple message on
the internet or write a one page letter to your parole officer. To do real
work you need a real Operating System.

See below and then apologize if you're man enough (you're not).
Ubuntu was written by geeks for geeks who can't get laid.

A lie.
Remember Ubuntu
is on less than ONE PERCENT of the desktops out there and the product is
FREE.

Since its inception, Ubuntu, percentage-wise, has grown more than ANY OS
out there.
People would rather pay for Microsoft products than use a FREE OS.

Another lie.
Imagine that.

Imagining that you're a liar isn't hard.
That should tell you all you need to know about that piece of
SHIT they call Ubuntu and any other Linux crap they throw out there.

It tells me you're a liar.
Alias just can't take the fact that his precious Ubuntu is still SHIT.

Your ill informed opinion.
OpenSores (Open Source) software isn't far behind.

Just copying and pasting nonsense.

What can you do with Ubuntu? Glad you asked:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

Alias
 
M

measekite's psychiatrist

Alias said:
See below and then apologize if you're man enough (you're not).

A lie.


Since its inception, Ubuntu, percentage-wise, has grown more than ANY OS
out there.

So going from 0.43 percent to 0.87 percent is a good thing? Loser.

Another lie.

You are delusional. Millions would rather pay for MS than Ubuntu. If that
wasn't true MS would be bankrupt by now and Ubuntu would be on every shelf
in every electronics store. Guess what? It isn't!!!!

Facts speak you are ignore the facts. There are always retards like you in
the world. Get a grip.

Imagining that you're a liar isn't hard.

Imagining you being a stupid Sheep ****er isn't hare either.

It tells me you're a liar.

You twist everything around. The facts are there and you ignore them. Not
my problem. You are delusional
Your ill informed opinion.

Wrong again. The facts speak volumes. Get over it.
 
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Alias

measekite's psychiatrist said:
So going from 0.43 percent to 0.87 percent is a good thing? Loser.

That's more than doubling. We know you failed math but even a sixth
grader can figure that one out.
You are delusional. Millions would rather pay for MS than Ubuntu. If that
wasn't true MS would be bankrupt by now and Ubuntu would be on every shelf
in every electronics store. Guess what? It isn't!!!!

Guess what, MS FORCES OEMs to preinstall Windows. That's the reason,
NOTHING else.
Facts speak you are ignore the facts. There are always retards like you in
the world. Get a grip.



Imagining you being a stupid Sheep ****er isn't hare either.

"hare"? You lie, plain and simple.
You twist everything around. The facts are there and you ignore them. Not
my problem. You are delusional

You're a liar.
Wrong again. The facts speak volumes. Get over it.

I notice you snipped what you cannot refute. How lame can you get. I'll
post it again with the URL for Ubuntu because I know you don't like that.

What can you do with Ubuntu? Glad you asked:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

Alias
 
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Alias

Alias said:
That's more than doubling. We know you failed math but even a sixth
grader can figure that one out.


Guess what, MS FORCES OEMs to preinstall Windows. That's the reason,
NOTHING else.


"hare"? You lie, plain and simple.


You're a liar.


I notice you snipped what you cannot refute. How lame can you get. I'll
post it again with the URL for Ubuntu because I know you don't like that.

What can you do with Ubuntu? Glad you asked:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

Alias

Forgot the URL: http://www.ubuntu.com/

Alias
 
M

measekite's psychiatrist

Alias said:
That's more than doubling. We know you failed math but even a sixth grader
can figure that one out.

It doesn't take much to double a percentage point or two when the numbers
are SMALL. You probably failed math and LOGIC.

What you don't understand is that Ubuntu has been FREE for years and the
numbers are still SMALL. Imagine that. A FREE product that people should
run to but they avoid like the plague.

You are too stupid to figure that one out. People ignore Ubuntu because
it's SHIT and doesn't run the software they need.
 
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Alias

measekite's psychiatrist said:
It doesn't take much to double a percentage point or two when the numbers
are SMALL. You probably failed math and LOGIC.

What you don't understand is that Ubuntu has been FREE for years and the
numbers are still SMALL. Imagine that. A FREE product that people should
run to but they avoid like the plague.

Um, Ubuntu hasn't been out that long and it didn't make the media until
recently. It's growing faster than any other OS. You better learn how to
use it.

Snip more drivel.

Alias
 
M

measekite's psychiatrist

Alias said:
Um, Ubuntu hasn't been out that long and it didn't make the media until
recently. It's growing faster than any other OS. You better learn how to
use it.

Snip more drivel.

Alias

Oh yea, learn Ubuntu and forget Microsoft? No way. I need to be productive
and use what works. Ubuntu is good to play around with because the software
is there for the geeks.

You use Ubuntu because you can product nothing with your computer except
stupid posts. Ubuntu is good for that.
 
A

Alias

measekite's psychiatrist said:
Oh yea, learn Ubuntu and forget Microsoft? No way. I need to be productive
and use what works. Ubuntu is good to play around with because the software
is there for the geeks.

You use Ubuntu because you can product nothing with your computer except
stupid posts. Ubuntu is good for that.

"Product nothing"?

What can you do with Ubuntu? Glad you asked:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

http://www.ubuntu.com/

Alias
 

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