MCSE = Minefield Consultant and Solitaire Expert.
I've also see it as....
Must
Consult
Someone
Experienced
I've also seen some MCSE's that would be downright dangerous with a
screwdriver in their hand too.
Maybe that's one of the reasons that Microsoft started accepting A+ & Net+
as electives towards the MCSA.
John
Before I started working in the IT field, I had a non-IT position at one of
the largest computer corporations in the world. One of their MCSE certified
techs was sent over to fix the PC used by the secretary of my section. I
knew before he even arrived that the motherboard was bad. I never touched
the computer, just watched as it was turned on, and told our secretary (and
I was absolutely sure on this) that the motherboard needed to be replaced.
Then I watched Mr. MCSE, employed in the IT department of one of the largest
computer corporations in the world, **** around with that system for TWO
DAYS trying to fix it with various brilliant ideas like (hey, let's try a
new mouse!). The second day, I flat out TOLD HIM that the mainboard was
bad. He didn't believe me. A few hours later he finally concluded that
MAYBE the motherboard might be bad. After the motherboard was finally
replaced, the system was back up and running with no problems at all.
Must
Consult
Someone
Experienced
Yup, gotta agree with that. I had no professional experience at that point,
but had enough (tinkering on other systems) experience to recognize a bad
motherboard just by watching the system boot (or try to). So how the frick
did Mr. MCSE fail to diagnose the same problem I did? No excuse. I could
have had the system fixed in less than a half hour, including driving down
to CompUSA and back to buy the mainboard. -Dave