Well, That Was A First

[FrozenNorth]

ThePsyko tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

On 28 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard FrozenNorth
cry out in

ewww.. you've been slimed!

I'm going for a shower right now
;-)
--
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Froz...

 

[ThePsyko]

On 28 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard
FrozenNorth cry out in

ThePsyko tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

I'm going for a shower right now
;-)

/me readys the beer-stealing-squirrel-squad to infiltrate and pilfer
while you are occupied..

 

[FrozenNorth]

ThePsyko tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

On 28 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard
FrozenNorth cry out in

/me readys the beer-stealing-squirrel-squad to infiltrate and pilfer
while you are occupied..

You must have sent them to the same place you sent my Christmas card, the
squirrels were a no show.
;-)
--
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Froz...

 

[ThePsyko]

On 28 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard
FrozenNorth cry out in

ThePsyko tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

You must have sent them to the same place you sent my Christmas card,
the squirrels were a no show.
;-)

Damn.. stupid squirrels!

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

You are a ****ing piece of shit Mathew.

I love you too, Cuppycake.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Rev Turd Fredericks tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

I am comfortable on all three (Win/Lin/OSX), although I can't see Vista
anywhere in my future, at least at home.

Personally I see myself as a TRUE elitist, because I think it's just
plainly ****ing stupid to try and use Linux as a desktop environment.
I use Linux for server applications and to handle symmetric
multi-processing...but outside of that, if I need a desktop
environment I use Windows, because that is what it was DESIGNED FOR.

As for OSX...I can't stand that stupid bitch. I mean if they wanted
to add in a second mouse button and then eliminated at LEAST half of
the inane, ****witted, retard keyboard combos (I swear, sometimes it's
like playing Mortal Kombat or something) I might at least find it
usable, but otherwise...nope.

Not to mention if yer using OSX that means yer on Mac hardware which
equates to about 1/1000th of the hardware options you get with the PC
platform...I like variety and teh Mac just can't deliver in that
respect. And hey, if it's just a hardon for the Mac look that you've
got, well uh, last I checked WindowsXP was FULLY SKINABLE and the
number of Mac skins out there is quite plentiful.

Mac Lusers are working obsolescence. Anything that can be done on a
Mac can be done better using teh PC.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[PerfectReign]

On 28 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard
FrozenNorth cry out in

Damn.. stupid squirrels!

****, dude! Get 'em off!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Take that you furry little bastard!!!

 

[FrozenNorth]

PerfectReign tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

****, dude! Get 'em off!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Take that you furry little bastard!!!

That wasn't even close, three maybe four thousand miles.

--
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Froz...

 

[unity_]

i love it when you get fired up, I want to hear what you have to say
about LOAF and unbuntu, I am getting a hard on thinking about it mad
hatter.

 

[trippy]

On 28 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard
PerfectReign cry out in

Hah!! j00 are teh sux0r becuse yuo use teh XP!!11!


I never understood that whole "Windows is teh sux0r and j00 are teh ghey
because yuo don't use teh linux boxen!" attitude from people who use that
arguement to somehow "one up" somebody..

Most people I know use both to some degree.

I've never had anyone exploit my windows box using the exploits I read
about on here. I think I had a virus last like 4 years ago. My biggest
threat is spyware.

Now, other's mileage has varied but **** 'em. They probably didn't have
any common sense in the first place.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The American Way" -- Sacred Reich

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"

 

[Rev Turd Fredericks]

Noozer tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:


Do you drive in Toronto?

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Ontario driver
avoids using them.

2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and
the car in front of you, because the space will be filled in by somebody
else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less of a chance you have
of getting hit.

4. Warning! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it
and it could result in you being rear-ended.

5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, with
no insurance, the other operator has little to lose.

6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your
ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous foot massage as the brake pedal violently
pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your
leg muscles.

7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to
prepare other drivers entering the highway.

8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and not
enforceable in Ontario during rush hour.

9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move
over doesn't mean that an Ontario driver flashing his high beams behind you
doesn't think he can go faster in your spot. Also true for right lane.

10. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone
changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.

11. Learn to swerve abruptly without signaling. Ontario is the home of
high-speed slalom-driving along the 401. This is thanks to the Department
of Public Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test
drivers' reflexes and keep them alert.

12. It is tradition in Ontario to honk your horn at cars in front of you
that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.

13. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is important
to exit your vehicle through the windshield right away. Wearing your seat
belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.

14. Remember that the goal of every Ontario driver is to get ahead of the
pack by whatever means necessary.

15. In Ontario, 'flipping the bird' is considered a polite salute. This
gesture should always be returned.


Thank You,

The Ontario Registry of Motor Vehicles

You funny When I went back to Toronto, I noted how incredibly polite
Toronto drivers are when compared to California (specifically SoCal)
drivers. Here, signaling is a sign of weakness, never do it unless you
want somebody to cut you off and/or not let you in. If you see a hole,
fill it without showing your intentions or else the person behind you in
the Hummer2 will crush you like a bug. Stopping completely at a stop
sign will inevitably get you honked at, even the cops who sit there and
enforce stop signs are fairly tolerant of the "California Stop", as long
as you at least slow down you are off the hook.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

You funny When I went back to Toronto, I noted how incredibly polite
Toronto drivers are when compared to California (specifically SoCal)
drivers. Here, signaling is a sign of weakness, never do it unless you
want somebody to cut you off and/or not let you in. If you see a hole,
fill it without showing your intentions or else the person behind you in
the Hummer2 will crush you like a bug. Stopping completely at a stop
sign will inevitably get you honked at, even the cops who sit there and
enforce stop signs are fairly tolerant of the "California Stop", as long
as you at least slow down you are off the hook.

Uh...you do know those Hummer2s are like uber lightweight pieces of
shit, right? Seriously, you DO NOT want to get into an accident in
one of those things, cause the entire car will make like an accordion
and smash together with you in it. Now if ya wanna talk about a
Bronco, with it's MASSIVE ****in steel bumper...yeah, that's the kinda
truck you wanna be in. Or like an Oldsmobeater from the 70s or 80s,
where the whole ****ing car is just one giant steel monster of get the
**** out of the way.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

i love it when you get fired up, I want to hear what you have to say
about LOAF and unbuntu, I am getting a hard on thinking about it mad
hatter.

This is why you don't top poast, Fan Boi, cause you can't tell who
you're replying to...unless you've got your tin foil hat on and you
think me and Frosty are the same d00d.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Rev Turd Fredericks]

Uh...you do know those Hummer2s are like uber lightweight pieces of
shit, right? Seriously, you DO NOT want to get into an accident in
one of those things, cause the entire car will make like an accordion
and smash together with you in it. Now if ya wanna talk about a
Bronco, with it's MASSIVE ****in steel bumper...yeah, that's the kinda
truck you wanna be in. Or like an Oldsmobeater from the 70s or 80s,
where the whole ****ing car is just one giant steel monster of get the
**** out of the way.

Not exactly as you stated but thanks for playing.

http://consumerguideauto.howstuffworks.com/1990-to-1996-ford-bronco-4.htm
http://www.nctd.com/printversion-review.cfm?Vehicle=2005_Hummer_H2&ReviewID=1580

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Not exactly as you stated but thanks for playing.

http://consumerguideauto.howstuffworks.com/1990-to-1996-ford-bronco-4.htm
http://www.nctd.com/printversion-review.cfm?Vehicle=2005_Hummer_H2&ReviewID=1580

Well, first of all I was talkin about the 80s Bronco's, BEFORE they
started trying to make them "fuel efficient" by making them as light
weight and smashtacular as possible. Let me put it this way...I've
got an '85 Ford Bronco and I once drove straight the **** though a COW
at sixty ****in miles an hour...and it only ~slightly~ dented the hood
a bit...killed the cow instantly. Now yer Hummer's...well...
http://sessionghost.com/RockOn/Dude/hdhoag/HummerH2_images/hummer_asque.jpg

*snicker*

I think yer consumer guide is full of shit, but then, it doesn't take
much to pay off such entities now does it?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Most likely that ATI prog stomped on the cmos contents.

....I'm sorry, it did WHAT? I mean, is that a new technical term I'm
just not aware of? It "stomped" on the cmos "contents"...what the
**** exactly does that mean in TECHNICAL terms...or is it just "pull
shit out of yer ass day" and someone forgot to let me in on it?

Nope, otherwise you wouldnt have been able to get into the
bios and clearing the cmos wouldnt have fixed the problem.

....well actually clearing the cmos DIDN'T fix the problem, I had to
PHYSICALLY REMOVE the battery and unplug the thing for a good six
hours before it actually worked again, Clearing the cmos via jumper
was the first thing I tried and it didn't do shit.

All that indicates is that the cmos doesnt get stomped on that often.

Or that you're full of shit and pulling it out of yer ass in great
volume.

Nope, you need something to stomp on the cmos contents.

Uh huh, keep babbling incoherently son, I'm sure yer
techno-garbage-speak really impresses great aunt Mildred and the rest
of the fam, but around these parts...you best step it the **** up and
get technical if you want anyone to actually take you seriously.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[PerfectReign]

PerfectReign tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

That wasn't even close, three maybe four thousand miles.

Sorry, that was my badgers.

 

[PerfectReign]

You funny When I went back to Toronto, I noted how incredibly polite
Toronto drivers are when compared to California (specifically SoCal)
drivers. Here, signaling is a sign of weakness, never do it unless you
want somebody to cut you off and/or not let you in. If you see a hole,
fill it without showing your intentions or else the person behind you in
the Hummer2 will crush you like a bug.

See, that all depends on what you drive. When I was in the Maxima, I used
to have that problem. After all, it was a compact car, and nobody had
respece for a compact.

Now that I'm in a midsize Avalanche, I just put my signal on (more as a
warning) and start moving over.

People inexorably get out of my way.

Dunno - could it be that they're more polite nowdays?

Stopping completely at a stop
sign will inevitably get you honked at, even the cops who sit there and
enforce stop signs are fairly tolerant of the "California Stop", as long
as you at least slow down you are off the hook.

That was my first ticket! I got one, right after I got my license for
rolling through a stop.

My wife (then girlfriend) and I each got one a few years later for not
making a complete stop on Balboa Island. We were riding our bicycles!
The ****ing officer pulls us over in his motorcycle and told us we cruised
through the stop at 1 mph!

Never trust Newport Beach cops!

 

[PerfectReign]

This is why you don't top poast, Fan Boi, cause you can't tell who
you're replying to...unless you've got your tin foil hat on and you
think me and Frosty are the same d00d.

Hmmm...never thought of that....Hatter == Frosty?

Nahh!

 

[FrozenNorth]

PerfectReign tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

Hmmm...never thought of that....Hatter == Frosty?

Nahh!

Sure it all depends upon which side of the bed I wake up on ^_^

--
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Froz...