Vista is like a beautiful woman...

M

MicroFox

Vista is like a beautiful woman...

AFTER the marriage!

1) Its fat and slow to react
2) It costs a lot!
3) Its ugly and to get over its ugliness it depends on cosmetics (eyecandy)
4) It snores in bed (disk thrashing even when you are not using it)
5) You cant have sex with it nor would you want to!
6) It needs all the latest expensive jewelry (accessories) just to say hello
in the morning
7) it makes the husband (user) a victim.
8) It makes you forget the good ol days when everything was happy and
colorful and everything worked (XP)
 
B

Bill Frisbee

Boy you must have a horrible wife.

Luckily, I don't.

Lets rip your lack of Vista knowledge apart yet again.

1.) Fat and slow:
Yes it takes up more disk space than XP, but disk space is cheap. Go
check out a full install of MacOS X and get back to me.
Slow? Doing what? It runs my apps just as fast as XP and in a couple
cases FASTER than XP
2.) Costs a lot:
It costs LESS than the comparable version of XP did when it was
first released.
There are more versions available to you should no not want to spend
"a lot"
3.) What's ugly? You don't like Aero, you don't have to... and what is wrong
with eye candy?
4.) Disk thrashing:
While I haven't noticed because I have a lot of ram and fast disks,
turn off the features that may cause disk thrashing. its not that hard,
especially because you claim to know Vista so well.
5.) Poor marriage there... I've been married for 7 years, and this isn't a
problem for us. And besides, all you need is a web browser if you like going
at it solo...
6.) Yet again proving you don't know anything about Vista. The requirements
for a Vista Compatible PC are very simply a 800 MHz CPU, 512 MB of ram and a
DirectX 9 video card. I don't know about you but that is about as far from
cutting edge as you can get. Give me a break and go back to the hole you
came from troll. LEmme guess you were talking about a Vista Premium ready
computer huh? Well considering Dell sells them for $650 with a 17" LCD,
that's not exactly expensive...
7.) How does Vista make you a victim? Last I checked it wasn't beating you
up, throwing you down the stairs or abusing you...
8.) Actually I don't even use XP anymore. Vista is far better.


Bill F.
 
M

MicroFox

your love for vista makes you cranky.. loosen up....

I have tremendous respect for women...
And I am the perfect gentleman....
 
M

MicroFox

I love women...

I could make a similar joke about vista and men....

Do you want me to make that version just so that you can shut up?
 
M

MicroFox

Bill Frisbee said:
Boy you must have a horrible wife.

Luckily, I don't.

I bet she doesnt like vista...
Lets rip your lack of Vista knowledge apart yet again.

1.) Fat and slow:
Yes it takes up more disk space than XP, but disk space is cheap.
Go check out a full install of MacOS X and get back to me.

Who said anything about disk space? Who cares about that.. I am talking
about resources... you can count cant you? MUST I give you screenshots so
you can open your eyes to the truth?

Do this simple test please... download the trial of vmware workstation or
better yet vmware server (free), and load xp and vista,
see how they react and compare the two. Do some timing.. if you have enough
ram (2 gb and up), load them both side by side and do some real mesurments
Slow? Doing what? It runs my apps just as fast as XP and in a
couple cases FASTER than XP

You are delusional... lol. it may seem that way to you..but it is an
illusion. The timers dont lie, but you do (even though you might not do it
on purpose)!

2.) Costs a lot:
It costs LESS than the comparable version of XP did when it was
first released.
There are more versions available to you should no not want to
spend "a lot"

Your limited brain capacity makes you beleive that USA is the world. Vista
is a global product and its more expensive than xp was when it came out for
the most population of the world, ok?
3.) What's ugly? You don't like Aero, you don't have to... and what is
wrong with eye candy?

Eye candy is great, but you have to have very good design as a base,
something that vista does not have. All the gui changes are problematic. I
wont go over this again...
4.) Disk thrashing:
While I haven't noticed because I have a lot of ram and fast disks,
turn off the features that may cause disk thrashing. its not that hard,
especially because you claim to know Vista so well.

Posted here by another user you cant really turn off everything easily...
I have explained why the cacheing of disks is a dead end and a feature that
should
be given a very apparent option to be turned off. But you never pay
attention to what I post.. you just holler troll troll troll and say stupid
things instead learning a few things.
5.) Poor marriage there... I've been married for 7 years, and this isn't
a problem for us. And besides, all you need is a web browser if you like
going at it solo...

Good for you.. I am not saying anything about your marrige, its great that
you are happy.
But you are a dunce when it comes to computers.
6.) Yet again proving you don't know anything about Vista. The
requirements for a Vista Compatible PC are very simply a 800 MHz CPU, 512
MB of ram and a DirectX 9 video card. I don't know about you but that is
about as far from cutting edge as you can get. Give me a break and go back
to the hole you came from troll. LEmme guess you were talking about a
Vista Premium ready computer huh? Well considering Dell sells them for
$650 with a 17" LCD, that's not exactly expensive...

In a very short time computers will come out that will be very fast, and the
extra weight of vista wont matter all that much.. but the bad gui design
remains... and even a service pack wont fix that....
If you think that the above machine will run vista ok please find one and
use that as your main machine for a while.. then come back and tell us your
experience.
7.) How does Vista make you a victim? Last I checked it wasn't beating you
up, throwing you down the stairs or abusing you...

Not me, you :)
8.) Actually I don't even use XP anymore. Vista is far better.

Who said you have good taste?
 
B

Bill Frisbee

MicroFox said:
I bet she doesnt like vista...

Actually she has been using Vista since RC1. She uses it just fine and is a
big fan of WMP 11 and the layout of IE 7. Considering she is a total
non-tech, thats a good thing in my book and shows Microsoft knows exactly
what they were doing.
Who said anything about disk space? Who cares about that.. I am talking
about resources... you can count cant you? MUST I give you screenshots so
you can open your eyes to the truth?

When one says FAT, that means size. It doesn't mean speed. Resources? Lemme
see, with WMP 11, IE 7 and Windows Mail open, my CPU utilization is around
6% with 21% Physical Memory in use. 65 processes. Doesn't seem out of the
ordinary to me. Must I give you screenshots so YOU can see the truth?
Do this simple test please... download the trial of vmware workstation or
better yet vmware server (free), and load xp and vista,
see how they react and compare the two. Do some timing.. if you have
enough ram (2 gb and up), load them both side by side and do some real
mesurments

VMWare doesn't fully support Windows Vista as a guest OS at this time.
VMWare comments on it can be found here:
http://pubs.vmware.com/guestnotes/w...ext=gos_ww5_output&file=guestos_winvista.html

If you read they warn of degraded performance under VMWare. Your test simply
isn't valid. On the same computer I used to have one hard drive with XP and
one with Vista. I'm QUITE familiar with both OS's and I feel that Vista is
better in a majority of the stuff I do day to day.

Don't let facts stand in the way of your FUD OK?
You are delusional... lol. it may seem that way to you..but it is an
illusion. The timers dont lie, but you do (even though you might not do it
on purpose)!

As I said, for the applications I am running Vista runs them as fast and in
some instances FASTER than XP did. One that runs faster under Vista? IL-2
Sturmovik. Usually 15-20 FPS faster across the board.

Your limited brain capacity makes you beleive that USA is the world. Vista
is a global product and its more expensive than xp was when it came out
for the most population of the world, ok?

Checking global prices, it seems less expensive in Canada, UK and DownUnder.
I don't have pricing info on other countries at this time.
Eye candy is great, but you have to have very good design as a base,
something that vista does not have. All the gui changes are problematic. I
wont go over this again...

To you, to others including myself and MANY others, it's great.

A good design base? I would have to say Windows Server 2003 is a rather good
base...

Posted here by another user you cant really turn off everything easily...
I have explained why the cacheing of disks is a dead end and a feature
that should
be given a very apparent option to be turned off. But you never pay
attention to what I post.. you just holler troll troll troll and say
stupid things instead learning a few things.

I can turn off everything that could cause disk thrashing rather easily.
Don't blame Microsoft for your lack of knowledge and competency.
Good for you.. I am not saying anything about your marrige, its great that
you are happy.
But you are a dunce when it comes to computers.

Must be doing something correct. Been working in the industry going on 18
years now. But hey, there is always something to learn. You for one could
start with Vista's basics.
In a very short time computers will come out that will be very fast, and
the extra weight of vista wont matter all that much.. but the bad gui
design remains... and even a service pack wont fix that....
If you think that the above machine will run vista ok please find one and
use that as your main machine for a while.. then come back and tell us
your experience.


My wife's computer is one. Never once has she complained about any speed
issues, or feeling slow when compared to XP in any way.

I'm still waiting for PROOF of a bad GUI design, other than your rather
lacking dismissal as a bad gui design. I HIGHLY recommend you read some
basic GUI design books, or possibly even take a class on it and see many of
the features changed in GUI design were specifically made to make it a
better HUMAN interface.
Not me, you :)

Still waiting for it to try...
Who said you have good taste?

Who said it was needed...

Bill F.
 
P

pvdg42

MicroFox said:
Vista is like a beautiful woman...

AFTER the marriage!

1) Its fat and slow to react
2) It costs a lot!
3) Its ugly and to get over its ugliness it depends on cosmetics
(eyecandy)
4) It snores in bed (disk thrashing even when you are not using it)
5) You cant have sex with it nor would you want to!
6) It needs all the latest expensive jewelry (accessories) just to say
hello in the morning
7) it makes the husband (user) a victim.
8) It makes you forget the good ol days when everything was happy and
colorful and everything worked (XP)
You just cannot deal with the fact that Vista will be a huge success, can
you?
Please, go play with your Linux, or whatever.
 
G

Guest

Please know where you are before posting such nonsense. Only pro-Vista
pro-MSFT remarks allowed here. Any pessimistic comments re: Vista will
unleash the wrath of many here. God, don't you know?? Rookie!
 
G

Guest

1. So... after you married a beautiful woman, she grew tired of you and let
herself get fat and slow to react? Hmm... get a bigger strap on, dude.
2. So do beautiful women... especially for guys like you.
3. Don't run Aero... pretty simple.
4. Wait until indexing is finished or figure out what your problem is; no
disk thrashing here.
5. You can't have sex with a loaf of bread... oh, wait... YOU do!
6. There's alway, heh, heh, heh... Linux.
7. A victim of his own choosing... don't like it? Don't use it. Again,
pretty simple.
8. Oh, yeahhhhhhh... hey, ain't you the guy who bitched about moving from
W2K to XP?

WTFing'ever...

Lang
 
M

MicroFox

Yawn.....

Live your live full of inaccuracies, distorted realities and
misconceptions.... You are free to live in a world of lies if you like.

Just do me a favor.. don't advise others to follow your steps. Well not me,
the favor is for the poor people that will listen to you and
think you know what you are saying... They are who I am thinking of.

I will avoid you from now on at all cost...

Good riddens billy boy....
 
M

MicroFox

Why so much hate? You may like vista if you want to...
if you have a fast computer and you are computer educated enough to get used
to
the perverted interface. You can wear an I love vista T-shirt and cap if you
like.

You will see that all the things I say will be spoken by others too.
They are not attacking vista yet because its not RTM.. just wait a little...
and you will see.
or will you? I am afraid that your determination into thinking vista is
good,
will screen out all the criticism and you will focus on the praise alone....
 
G

Guest

In reading this whole post I couldn't help but to reply:

It is impossible to satisfy 100% of customers. You will always get those
that are anywhere from extremely happy to extremely unhappy to the point of
wanting to trash the system. It is all a matter of choice.

One can read everything everybody else says and then decide on your own
which way to go.

I haven't done much on Vista yet, having a few problems with Aero and my
GeForce7600GS, but I'm happy with it so far.

The idea of "collapsing" the start menu All Programs I think was a great
idea, since if you have a lot of apps, you have a nightmare on the older
versions of Windows.

Oh, and at least when an app crashes you don't have reboot the system like
in the ol' Win98 and before days.

Paul
 
F

Frank

MicroFox said:
Yawn.....

Live your live full of inaccuracies, distorted realities and
misconceptions.... You are free to live in a world of lies if you like.

Just do me a favor.. don't advise others to follow your steps. Well not me,
the favor is for the poor people that will listen to you and
think you know what you are saying... They are who I am thinking of.

I will avoid you from now on at all cost...

Good riddens billy boy....

Talking to yourself again huh..? Take your own advice cause one else is
listening.
Frank
 
J

Jerry P

would someone please go and change this baby's diaper...He is really
starting to stink........
 

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