Virtual Memory.

[Guest]

A virtual memory warning message popped up so l preesed Ctrl--Alt--Delete in
order to solve the problem, but another message read--"Task Manager has been
sisabled by my task manager.
Who is this task manager, as i'm the only person using my PC?

 

[peter]

He is the guy at MS that watches every Computer that runs a version of XP.Its
his job to make sure that nobody has the same copy of XP on more than one
machine.He also is in charge of the dreaded "Blue Screen of Death" and sends out
an endless stream of error messages that us poor slobs try to decipher.Little do
we know that the cipher clerks at MS have this so well worked out that it is
humanly impossible to decipher their cryptic error messages and we are forced to
phone for PAY support.
Lets fool the little cretin and check our virtual memory settings,and just to
really piss him off lets increase our settings just a little to see if we get
the error message in the future.
right click "my
computer".........properties..........advanced............performance/settings.......advanced.........vitual
memory/change

pEtEr


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