University Of Manchester (GB) Now Offers a PHD Program in InternetSPAMMING and Trolling.

[krotch.kricket]

It appears that The University of Manchester is now offering it's
students a program in Internet Spamming,Trolling and Radical Linux
Evagelism.


http://www.manchester.ac.uk/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Manchester

http://www.schestowitz.justgotowned.com/

http://digg.com/users/schestowitz

http://www.netscape.com/member/schestowitz/

http://tinyurl.com/39j6fh

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I'm going to sign up next year!
It looks like a great program!

Here is my letter of intent to apply:
Dear Manchester University Admissions,

I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U
University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.

I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program
at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based
Linux Trolling.

I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is
targeted directly at my
field of choice.

If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a
program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.

I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling
program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.

He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and
requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to
skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days
a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages
in order to make Linux look good.

I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can
actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.

I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is
enrolled in because it
appears to be a whopper!

In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous
regards to your star student
Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University.

Krotch Kricket



KK

 

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If I can be Frank for a moment.

You're doing a better job at trolling than Frank. You don't need a course.

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[krotch.kricket]

It appears that The University of Manchester is now offering it's
Here is my letter of intent to apply:
Dear Manchester University Admissions,

I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U
University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.

I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program
at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based
Linux Trolling.

I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is
targeted directly at my
field of choice.

If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a
program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.

I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling
program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.

He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and
requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to
skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days
a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages
in order to make Linux look good.

I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can
actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.

I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is
enrolled in because it
appears to be a whopper!

In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous
regards to your star student
Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University.

Krotch Kricket

KK

On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:43:14 -0800, krotch.kricket wrote:

Loads of lies.

Piss off, you lying ****hound. Try growing up.

How so?
It looks like Roi Boi spends hours upon hours spamming COLA, digg and
Netscape.
Spamming you say?
Tell me, how many of his posts generate any 2 way dialog?
Most sit at no replies, or a couple of fluffer replies from his
buddies, Mark Kent and Homer.
One way messaging is SPAMMING.

 

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Micoshaft Asstroturfer (e-mail address removed) wrote on behalf of Micoshaft
Corporation:

It appears that The University of Manchester

URGENT MESSAGE FROM UNIVERSITY OF WOMANCHESTER

 

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Here is my letter of intent to apply:
Dear Manchester University Admissions,

I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U
University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.

I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program
at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based
Linux Trolling.

I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is
targeted directly at my
field of choice.

If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a
program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.

I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling
program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.

He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and
requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to
skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days
a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages
in order to make Linux look good.

I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can
actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.

I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is
enrolled in because it
appears to be a whopper!

In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous
regards to your star student
Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University.

Krotch Kricket

KK





How so?
It looks like Roi Boi spends hours upon hours spamming COLA, digg and
Netscape.
Spamming you say?
Tell me, how many of his posts generate any 2 way dialog?
Most sit at no replies, or a couple of fluffer replies from his
buddies, Mark Kent and Homer.
One way messaging is SPAMMING.

If no one replies to your messages then that's spam.

But by your logic, since people reply to your message, then that's trolling.

Since his messages are ON TOPIC and mainly news, then I entirely support
that.

If someone were to post MS news in a MS related news group, would that
be spamming also?

I think the problem here is that because the messages from Roy deviate
from the kernel specifics then it's considered anti-rival. I don't give
a shit about that though since the rivals are crap and people should
know the truths.


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Micoshaft Asstroturfer (e-mail address removed) wrote on behalf of Micoshaft
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You male shovenist pig!

HowComeYouCanHaveAUniversityForMenAndNotOneForWimmin?

How mature of you.

Manchester is a nice city with a well balanced population and I
understand it has good clubbing night life.

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[Roy Schestowitz]

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How mature of you.

Manchester is a nice city with a well balanced population and I
understand it has good clubbing night life.

The trolls is just trying to provoke the University. It's not the first time
that he (Gary Stewart/flatfish) harasses the University in his gagging
attempts.


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~~ Best of wishes

Roy S. Schestowitz | Play Othello: http://othellomaster.com
http://Schestowitz.com | RHAT Linux | PGP-Key: 0x74572E8E
23:05:01 up 26 days, 3:03, 5 users, load average: 2.19, 2.15, 2.05
http://iuron.com - Open Source knowledge engine project

 

[krotch.kricket]

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The trolls is just trying to provoke the University. It's not the first time

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Haha!
Looks like you should spend more time in "skool" and less time
spamming, Roy Schestowitz.
Good self nuke!

As for provoking the University, how so?
They love lifetime students like you.
In fact the siphon connected to your parents and the taxpayers wallets
is good old dependeble income to the University. IOW the longer you
sit their and SPAM, the more they collect!
It's a 'Win-Win' situation for both them and you.

So who *is* paying you to post all this one way SPAM Roy Schestowitz?
Only a total idiot would believe you are doing all of this out of the
goodness of your heart and in this world we live in, total idiots are
very rare indeed.

COLA people are not too bright, but the digg community sure has your
number, right CyberPhoenix, oops I meant Roy.

KK

 

[mark.kent.is.owned]

It appears that The University of Manchester is now offering it's
students a program in Internet Spamming,Trolling and Radical Linux
Evagelism.


http://www.manchester.ac.uk/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Manchester

http://www.schestowitz.justgotowned.com/

http://digg.com/users/schestowitz

http://www.netscape.com/member/schestowitz/

http://tinyurl.com/39j6fh

Post Activity

Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2004 44 99 78
2005 222 142 179 254 116 305 398 664 579 547 457 367
2006 373 950 1654 631 1923 1868 1855 2041 2166 1470 1715
1793
2007 2159 1953 2137 1871 1878 1482 1707 1497 1351 1064 888

I'm going to sign up next year!
It looks like a great program!

Here is my letter of intent to apply:
Dear Manchester University Admissions,

I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U
University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.

I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program
at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based
Linux Trolling.

I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is
targeted directly at my
field of choice.

If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a
program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.

I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling
program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.

He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and
requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to
skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days
a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages
in order to make Linux look good.

I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can
actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.

I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is
enrolled in because it
appears to be a whopper!

In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous
regards to your star student
Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University.

Krotch Kricket



KK

Dear Mr. Kricket,

Thank you for your application to the University of M'chester Internet
Spamming Program. We appreciate your interest and we are happy to
inform you that you have been admitted to the PhD program in Internet
Spamming.

We welcome you to the elite group of spammers. Our program is about to
graduate one of our finest spammer - Roy Schestowitz - who has used
university computers to spam several newsgroups. Not only that, we
take pride in Roy's ability to generate revenue through his website
using university computers. He has also excelled in piracy and has
served as a client to Mr. Mark Kent's business involving his family.

Your interest in following the footsteps of Roy Schestowitz is
appreciated. We would like to mention that there has been no spammer
like Roy Schestowitz; expect to work extremely hard to spam like him.
While in the program, you might find freelancing jobs like the one Roy
has found where he is paid per post and has made spamming his career.
You may find an even better career after graduating from our program.
With spamming, you may make friends with benefits as Roy has made
"friends" with Mark Kent and his sons.

We encourage you to create your own website so that you may start
earning through spamming. We will be more than happy to provide you
University network access. Should there be a problem, we suggest you
indulge yourself in Mark Kent's business and pay him a part of your
income to spam through his network.

Again, welcome to the University of M'chester. We look forward to
training you to become one of the best spammers.

Best wishes,
Admissions Wing
University of M'chester

 

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