The Useful Idiot Club looking for new members

[Ringmaster]

Since I started the Useful Idiot Club, I purchased a real nice laminating
machine expecting hundreds of ****wits to rush to my club. I would then be
busy sending out laminated membership cards to all the fanboys, ****tards,
and mutts out ther with shit encrusted asses. I will also have a quote by
Frank on each card.

I must mention Frank in all my posts. Anyway, please contact me for your
membership card and the award points you can get by being an exclusive
member of my Useful Idiot Club.

Ringmaster

 

[Guest]

Since I started the Useful Idiot Club, I purchased a real nice laminating
machine expecting hundreds of ****wits to rush to my club. I would then
be busy sending out laminated membership cards to all the fanboys,
****tards, and mutts out ther with shit encrusted asses. I will also have
a quote by Frank on each card.

I must mention Frank in all my posts. Anyway, please contact me for your
membership card and the award points you can get by being an exclusive
member of my Useful Idiot Club.

Ringmaster

I Would Like To Apply For Membership. Just FYI. Send An EMail To My
Account And I Will Provide My Address. Just FYI. I Would Love To Get A
Membership Card So I Can Show All My Friends. Just FYI.