The Best and Brightest

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Best And Brightest
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New
Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill
Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an oxygen generator exploded
loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill
with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the
compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad
news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there
are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw
open the door and jumped from the plane.

Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen", he said, "I am the
world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the
world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he
grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and
into the night.

Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The
world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a
parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.

The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama
spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the
bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a
parachute, and I will go down with the plane." The hippie smiled slowly and
said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out
wearing my backpack".
 
Spanky deMonkey said:
Best And Brightest
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above
New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan,
Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an oxygen generator
exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began
to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the
compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The
bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that
there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot
threw open the door and jumped from the plane.

Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen", he said, "I am the
world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the
world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he
grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and
into the night.

Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The
world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a
parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.

The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama
spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known
the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take
a parachute, and I will go down with the plane." The hippie smiled slowly
and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out
wearing my backpack".
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What is your purpose on this board except to troll??
 
Keep up the good work.

Do you have a pig or a warthog following you around?

I keep hearing snorting; or are they just having a pigout at the microsoft
payroll trough?
 
Mick said:
Keep up the good work.

Do you have a pig or a warthog following you around?

I keep hearing snorting; or are they just having a pigout at the microsoft
payroll trough?
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don't mind Frank - those noises aren't his fault, he just suffered a failed
proctology exam and that was the result.
 
john said:
don't mind Frank - those noises aren't his fault, he just suffered a failed
proctology exam and that was the result.
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Well at least your brain removal surgery was a complete success (ha!)!
Frank
 
john said:
don't mind Frank - those noises aren't his fault, he just suffered a
failed proctology exam and that was the result.
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But they were able to pull his head out of his ass in one piece I hope?

Love and Kisses,
Doris
 
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