That Health & Safety thing again

[floppybootstomp]

I do not f**king believe this... Poofter Posties

Neil Armstrong to NASA circa 1969: 'My union forbids me to fly to the moon and walk on it as there's a risk involved. That risk being the module cannot be guaranteed to lift off from the lunar surface'

A million and one soldiers WW1, WW2 and countless conflicts 'Sorry, there's a risk I may be shot, captured, tortured or blown into a million tiny pieces so I am forbidden to fight for my country'

Add your own examples here.

And my 'poofter' comment is not anti-Gay, merely to illustrate that Devon posties are a bunch of softies.

I wonder how they'd fare on an everyday building site?

 

[Taffycat]

Good grief! I suppose it's only a matter of time, before we completely lose some sites of historic interest, because the jobsworthies will want to carry out major "improvements" in the name of health and safety

Here are a few more doozies

 

[floppybootstomp]

Nice link TC. Whoever writes those stories might gain more creedence if they could spell correctly

Now then, I'm off for a good game of conkers...

 

[Taffycat]

Nice link TC. Whoever writes those stories might gain more creedence if they could spell correctly

Now then, I'm off for a good game of conkers...

Be sure to wear your safety goggles - oh and maybe some boxing gloves (to protect your pinkies)

 

[itsme]

What a load of bollo##s.

 

[Anon_F]

Elf & Safety has gone mad at work H&S manager is probably the most disliked person!

 

[captain zed]

Yeah that spelling woz horrendus lol.lol. This type of thing is just funny. Even funnier was itsme's comment. It was just so accurate.