Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own

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Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes.
After all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL,etc....so here are some codes for seniors:

* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Cent
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* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFLCGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!):lol:
 

nivrip

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Couple more here -

LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

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