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Since When does Microsoft Updates say that an administrator
account is NOT??
Some Po,Pollock running MS updates better fix the site NOW.
I have two accounts, One standard, the other is
administrator. I used the administrator account, and it says
I need an admin account to be using the site. Then the
support site says my OEM product number ins not valid.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???
 
Lester said:
Since When does Microsoft Updates say that an administrator account
is NOT??
Some Po,Pollock running MS updates better fix the site NOW.
I have two accounts, One standard, the other is administrator. I used
the administrator account, and it says I need an admin account to be
using the site. Then the support site says my OEM product number ins not
valid.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???


It's really easy...

If you bought the machine from someone like DELL (An OEM) they didn't
pay Microsoft the full price for the OS so MS won't support it, the
company who "Built" the machine must support it... so if you paid an OEM
price for a DVD and installed it yourself then you are the manufacturer
and you didn't pay the full price and you you have to support it. If you
bought it from some bloke on a Chinese market stall it's probably a
contractual obligation that "He" support it, but I bet you won't find him :)

The problem with Administrators is that they like to think that, well,
that they should "Administer things", and as a result they present a
security risk to the machine because if they take a coffee break and
someone else sits down at their machine for a minute he can do damage -
soooo, because Administrators couldn't be discouraged from trying to
Administer things and logged in as Administrators all the time Microsoft
decided that you could be an Administrator only if you ask them each
time you want to be...

To avoid a sort of social "Affront" to people who "Wanted to be
Administrator" but weren't really qualified to be, MS kindly allowed the
name to be shared between Administrators and, well, Administrators in
rather the same way that all Australian men are called "Bruce" and all
Australian women are called "Sheila" :) I can't tell the difference, one
just has to hope that Australians can :)

Disclaimer, this post is provided as is, with no warranties (or
Australians) implied or conferred, and in no way reflects the official
policy of Microsoft or any other company known to man. No animals were
harmed during the making of this post although Steve Ballmer did once
bruise his leg while playing the rear end of a pantomime horse
(according to rumor). We apologize for the cancellation of the scheduled
comedy act, which was to be Bill Gates explaining the validity of
Windows Product Activation, but the lines to India were tied up and Mr
Gates plane couldn't be activated...
 
Contact the Technical Support from where you purchased your PC, since they
are they ones really responsible for issues related to OEM Windows.
 
ha ha ha ha he he he he i like the last part about bill gate i hope they
manage to activate the plane and in flight some pop up somes up saying you
have made a hardware change and must reactivate the plane(unfortunatly it
can only be done on ground), and the plane will be on reduced functonality
untill then, therefore you can no longer use the rudder, the flaps, the
engine controls, and the restroom, or open the doors.

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No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
Faults -Everyone
 
Please repost your Microsoft Update related question
in the official Microsoft Update newsgroup:
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Since When does Microsoft Updates say that an administrator
account is NOT??
Some Po,Pollock running MS updates better fix the site NOW.
I have two accounts, One standard, the other is
administrator. I used the administrator account, and it says
I need an admin account to be using the site. Then the
support site says my OEM product number ins not valid.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???
 
Since When does Microsoft Updates say that an administrator
account is NOT??
Some Po,Pollock running MS updates better fix the site NOW.
I have two accounts, One standard, the other is
administrator. I used the administrator account, and it says
I need an admin account to be using the site. Then the
support site says my OEM product number ins not valid.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

Welcome to the utter piece of ****ing shit that is windows vista.
 
\>WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

Err... you are using Vista, thats whats frikin wrong!

lol
 
Lester Stiefel said:
Since When does Microsoft Updates say that an administrator account is
NOT??
Some Po,Pollock running MS updates better fix the site NOW.
I have two accounts, One standard, the other is administrator. I used the
administrator account, and it says I need an admin account to be using the
site. Then the support site says my OEM product number ins not valid.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

Before you rant and make racial slurs you might want to turn off the
signature line directing people to a Christian web site. It really makes
your witness as a Christian ineffective.
 
Lester said:
Since When does Microsoft Updates say that an administrator account
is NOT??
Some Po,Pollock running MS updates better fix the site NOW.
I have two accounts, One standard, the other is administrator. I used
the administrator account, and it says I need an admin account to be
using the site. Then the support site says my OEM product number ins not
valid.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

Tired of this crap? Check out Ubuntu at http://www.ubuntu.com No
activation, no becoming "genuine" and no control over YOUR computer from
Redmond. Order the FREE CD. You can install it on as many computers you
want and copy it and share it with your friends and family if you like.

Alias

To email me, remove shoes
 
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
fools. -Web

My favorite corollary to that is:

Design a system that any fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
 
not bad

--
Licensed Boating Capt. Jonathan Perreault
http://www.AllAboutGames.BraveHost.com
- note: click continue, when it ask about security certificate -

Best Comments From Users:
Vista is satan's way to bring hell to earth. -Me

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Web

No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
Faults -Everyone
 
Lester said:
Since When does Microsoft Updates say that an administrator
account is NOT??
Some Po,Pollock running MS updates better fix the site NOW.
I have two accounts, One standard, the other is
administrator. I used the administrator account, and it says
I need an admin account to be using the site. Then the
support site says my OEM product number ins not valid.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

You got caught?
 
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