S
sdf
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that I'm
using the messenger
any help?
using the messenger
any help?
S
sdf
If you can help me, please don't answer me
You better **** yourself and your mother instead of buggin me
You better **** yourself and your mother instead of buggin me
S
sdf
GO F**K YOURSELF
Moose said:
J
Jonathan Kay [MVP]
Greetings sdf,
I can't really think of any "skin" which let you do this, you might try using Trillian
instead (http://www.trillian.cc) as it supports far different skinning (check out the Skins
on the site).
As well, Messenger Plus (http://www.msgplus.net -- don't install the sponsor during
installation or ad-software will be on your PC) has a 'Boss Mode" which will hide all
Messenger windows, and make your Messenger icon a 'My Computer' icon when the boss comes
near.
____________________________________________
Jonathan Kay
Windows MVP, Messenger
Associate Expert
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/expertzone/
Messenger Resources - http://messenger.jonathankay.com
I can't really think of any "skin" which let you do this, you might try using Trillian
instead (http://www.trillian.cc) as it supports far different skinning (check out the Skins
on the site).
As well, Messenger Plus (http://www.msgplus.net -- don't install the sponsor during
installation or ad-software will be on your PC) has a 'Boss Mode" which will hide all
Messenger windows, and make your Messenger icon a 'My Computer' icon when the boss comes
near.
____________________________________________
Jonathan Kay
Windows MVP, Messenger
Associate Expert
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/expertzone/
Messenger Resources - http://messenger.jonathankay.com
M
Moose
That's much better. You are now using language and tonality that more
accurately reflects your true personality. That "dissimulated skin"
nonsense came across as a tad "high flown", though your misspelling of
"dissimulate" was the clue that you're in actuality a pretentious,crude
run-of-the-mill ng moron that works for some fascist company that instills
their worker bees with extreme paranoia, and your work priority is to find
ways to escape the detection of your sloughing off rather than doing what
you are being paid to do in your obviously monotonous job.
Now that I have truly helped you, I await your apology for insulting me mum.
Try real hard not to write another crude response lest I dismiss you
entirely as hoplessly droll. I hope I've succeeded in not buggin' you, and
you find my observations useful in your seemingly endless thirst for
meaningful knowledge.
Moose
accurately reflects your true personality. That "dissimulated skin"
nonsense came across as a tad "high flown", though your misspelling of
"dissimulate" was the clue that you're in actuality a pretentious,crude
run-of-the-mill ng moron that works for some fascist company that instills
their worker bees with extreme paranoia, and your work priority is to find
ways to escape the detection of your sloughing off rather than doing what
you are being paid to do in your obviously monotonous job.
Now that I have truly helped you, I await your apology for insulting me mum.
Try real hard not to write another crude response lest I dismiss you
entirely as hoplessly droll. I hope I've succeeded in not buggin' you, and
you find my observations useful in your seemingly endless thirst for
meaningful knowledge.
Moose
M
Moose
ummm.. is this deja vu all over again?
sdf said:
A
Anon
Nice help!
C
Comp Guy
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word
) - Or a word at all.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word
) - Or a word at all.
C
Comp Guy
www.msgplus.net
Download messenger plus, it's a widely used add-on for Win/MSN messenger,
and features Boss Protection Mode.
Download messenger plus, it's a widely used add-on for Win/MSN messenger,
and features Boss Protection Mode.
M
Moose
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate", which is a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek allusion
was metaphorical not literal.
dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example) under a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this ng, I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy kit at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
Moose
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek allusion
was metaphorical not literal.
dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example) under a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this ng, I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy kit at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
Moose
C
Comp Guy
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever- but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
M
Moose
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your merry
way. I'm being polite here.
You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
Moose
I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your merry
way. I'm being polite here.
You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
Moose
C
Comp Guy
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]
Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
internet cancelled.
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]
Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
internet cancelled.
M
Moose
Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse? Was I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed. Sob!
When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
Moose
p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You can
thank me later.
m.
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed. Sob!
When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
Moose
p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You can
thank me later.
m.
C
Comp Guy
PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.
Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.
Run along now troll.
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.
Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.
Run along now troll.
C
Comp Guy
Oh, I thought I would say that even if I had sent an abuse report I wouldn't
believe you.
Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they don't
want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone they
know about the rudeness of the company).
Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department for
a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the company's
ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
people.
I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.
believe you.
Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they don't
want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone they
know about the rudeness of the company).
Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department for
a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the company's
ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
people.
I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.
M
Moose
Of course I didn't receive anything from Easynews you literal minded twit.
No one in their right mind would believe an ISP would inquire about a "whiny
ass punk". Your gullabilty is mind boggling. I give up. Flames are
utterly lost on you. See, there's an advantage to being really stupid.
You're immune from insults.
Moose
p.s. You seem very anxious for me to leave. So I will.
No one in their right mind would believe an ISP would inquire about a "whiny
ass punk". Your gullabilty is mind boggling. I give up. Flames are
utterly lost on you. See, there's an advantage to being really stupid.
You're immune from insults.
Moose
p.s. You seem very anxious for me to leave. So I will.
C
Comp Guy
I love how you say something with out any sign of sarcasm or implying
anything else, and yet you think everyone should know whether or not your
being literal or not. We're not mind readers. Just because you hear voices
in your head doesn't mean you are reading other people's minds.
anything else, and yet you think everyone should know whether or not your
being literal or not. We're not mind readers. Just because you hear voices
in your head doesn't mean you are reading other people's minds.
M
Moose
Ummmm..gee thanks. You have amazing insight. You're awe inspiring... no
really, you are.
Moose
p.s. I'm afraid you really are that dumb. I could tell you that MS expects
your first born child in exchange for security updates commencing the first
of Nov. and you'd go off on the unlikliness of that and then you'd point out
the illegality of such a proposition. Jeeth Stefthan, I'm only methin' with
you.
really, you are.
Moose
p.s. I'm afraid you really are that dumb. I could tell you that MS expects
your first born child in exchange for security updates commencing the first
of Nov. and you'd go off on the unlikliness of that and then you'd point out
the illegality of such a proposition. Jeeth Stefthan, I'm only methin' with
you.
C
Comp Guy
You know what? You are right. I never should have said those things.
(Tell me moose, am I being serious or sarcastic? Does it make *you* a
retard because you can't tell? By your standards, yes.)
(Tell me moose, am I being serious or sarcastic? Does it make *you* a
retard because you can't tell? By your standards, yes.)