OT: An honest request for your help.

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Italy Anonymous Remailer

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Dick Cheney, the vice president of a nation-state located in
the Americas. Prior to assuming public office three years ago under
controversial circumstances, I headed a major corporation in the oil
industry that serviced a high number of lucrative government
contracts.

Until recently, my elected post positioned me well to expand earnings
for my colleagues in the oil corporation. On the heels of a
successful war that my administration waged in Iraq, the company
gained more than $8 billion in deals covering everything from doing
laundry, building bases, and rebuilding the oil industry that was
partially destroyed in the fighting. We used every trick in the book
to generate additional revenue. We even made $60 million by
overbilling our government for fuel that was brought into Iraq by a
Kuwaiti subcontractor.

Unfortunately, recent external audits of the company's activities in
Iraq are raising suspicions. My movements now are closely observed,
and I cannot risk exposure. I therefore decided to contact you in
confidence that you may be able to help me move $20 billion in
service contracts in Iraq over the next 12 months.

I already have transferred the designated service funds into a Swiss
bank, and there they will remain until I can find a suitable partner.
I can offer you 30% of the total sum immediately, while 70% is to be
held in trust by you until we decide on a suitable business
investment in Iraq.

I personally appeal to you seriously and religiously for your urgent
assistance to move this money into your personal bank account where I
believe it will be safe until I can once again move without impunity.
As soon as you indicate your interest, forward to me your telephone
number, postal address, and your bank account data. I will send it to
an intermediary in Amsterdam who will contact you directly. He will
be empowered to wire the funds from Switzerland to your private
account. Do not use my name or indicate that we ever have made
contact. I wish that I could liaise with you face-to-face to complete
this transaction, but you must now realize that would be impossible.

Please reply urgently and treat this offer with absolute
confidentiality and sincerity.

Respectfully,

Mr. Dick Cheney

P.S. To prove the authenticity of my story (if you have doubts),
contact the Inspector General's office of my country and inquire
about its probe into corporate fraud in Iraq.
 
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Steven Burn

:: crash bang ........ KILLFILE!! ::

<sidenote>
As if it weren't bad enough getting this sh_t in e-mails.
</sidenote>

--
Regards

Steven Burn
Ur I.T. Mate Group
www.it-mate.co.uk

Keeping it FREE!

Disclaimer:
I know I'm probably wrong, I just like taking part ;o)
 
K

~ Karen ~

Italy Anonymous Remailer said:
Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Dick Cheney, the vice president of a nation-state located in
the Americas. Prior to assuming public office three years ago under
controversial circumstances, I headed a major corporation in the oil
industry that serviced a high number of lucrative government
contracts.
======================
[______] <--- Bozo Bin!

[_>:-O_] <--- PLUNK! You in Bozo Bin!

Karen...
 
M

MightyKitten

No thanks, that guy in Zimbabwe offered me the same, but he had $40 Billion.
Now wher is his phone number again...

MightyKitten
 
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Richard Steinfeld

ROTFL!

Cheney has actually been sited.

Richard

|
in message
| | > Dear Friend,
| >
| > I am Mr. Dick Cheney, the vice president of a nation-state
located in
| > the Americas. Prior to assuming public office three years ago
under
| > controversial circumstances, I headed a major corporation in
the oil
| > industry that serviced a high number of lucrative government
| > contracts.
| ======================
| [______] <--- Bozo Bin!
|
| [_>:-O_] <--- PLUNK! You in Bozo Bin!
|
| Karen...
|
|
 

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