need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks

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[JoAnn Paules [MVP]]

Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell my
jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for something
that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make?

I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer they
have an arm for the bracelets.

 

[Jezebel]

Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ...

Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell
my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for
something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make?

I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer they
have an arm for the bracelets.

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Dear customer,

Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your
bloody arms off.

Love
jg

 

[JoAnn Paules [MVP]]

Since I tend to use Swarovski crystals and they have very sharp edges, I
think I can come up with a few well-turned phrases. But thanks anyway! ;-)

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ...

Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell
my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for
something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make?

I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer
they have an arm for the bracelets.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Dear customer,

Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your
bloody arms off.

Love
jg

 

[Jezebel]

The ancient greeks had a curse: 'May your hemorrhoids hang like grapes!'

Since I tend to use Swarovski crystals and they have very sharp edges, I
think I can come up with a few well-turned phrases. But thanks anyway!
;-)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ...

Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell
my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for
something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make?

I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer
they have an arm for the bracelets.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Dear customer,

Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your
bloody arms off.

Love
jg

 

[Graham Mayor]

Thanks for that - I was just about to have breakfast

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The ancient greeks had a curse: 'May your hemorrhoids hang like
grapes!'

Since I tend to use Swarovski crystals and they have very sharp
edges, I think I can come up with a few well-turned phrases. But
thanks anyway! ;-)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really
Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I
can sell my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want
to pay $5 for something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make?

I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd
prefer they have an arm for the bracelets.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Dear customer,

Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and
rip your bloody arms off.

Love
jg