Microsoft nearly lost Windows?

[Yousuf Khan]

"orifices"

That'll get Oracle all fired up.

Yousuf Khan

 

[hu-mi yu]

Egad! The mycroshylls are firing back! Clever
strategy. They want to be sure you know that
every windozer (tm) based computer has the
latest in depleted technology from uranus.

On Fri, 23 Jul 2004 13:56:43

Instead of playing one of M$'s jingles when Doors starts up,
it could be replaced with a pirated MP3 of "People Are
Strange" and fit right in with the digit heads.

That should read: replaced with a *licensed* MP3 of
<something not quite so stale>.

This is the music business, and they are serious about
protecting copyrights. That is why musicians never, never,
ever, use pirate copies of windows. They don't need
to, because they copy linux legally.