men, ok, and girls ... what aftershave do you use?


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pmsl

I shall rephrase

I wear them on different occasions from time to time ;)

Different smells for different adventures ;)
 
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TriplexDread said:
pmsl

I shall rephrase

I wear them on different occasions from time to time ;)

Different smells for different adventures ;)

Yeah yeah :D
 

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I can rememmber my father having doubts about my sexual orientation on seeing I occasionally wore after shave whilst I was still living at home.

Favoured pong in those days for me was an italian thing named Aqua De Silva. A truly unique niff, I only see it occasionally in obscure chemists' shops now.

As far as my dad was concerned, the height of sexual attraction was to be scrubbed head to foot in carbolic soap and proclaiming loudly 'I am a man'. To him after shave was just so much perfume. And perfume was only for girls, of course ;)

According to my Pa.

But let's face it, after shave is just perfume really, innit?

Which probably makes us all a bunch of poofs.

Well, that's ok, hello darlings ;)
 
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Hang on you cannot call a Ex Bootneck a poof, can you, after all I was using a boxers smelly stuff good old Ennery splash it over stuff(and me wife likes it).
 
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After today's shift it was the great smell of sweat!
Must get some more smellies, but what to buy?
 

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feckit said:
After today's shift it was the great smell of sweat!
Must get some more smellies, but what to buy?
Try one of the best selling one on the streets of Paris, the Givenchy Xeryes Rouge. I heard it is absolutely fantastic and the French had fallen head over heals on this one.

Givenchy Xeryes Rouge
 

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muckshifter said:
I will reveal my solution later;)
When are you going to tell us your beauty secrets then Mucks..? :D


I actually had a dream that I came in here and read that you were using Boots No.7 "Protect and Perfect" skincare... :lol: :lol:
 

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Taffycat said:


When are you going to tell us your beauty secrets then Mucks..? :D



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OK

I call it the "Vodka Slap" and it's quite good ...

1/2 cup vodka
fragrant spice blend
1/2 cup mineral water

Sweet blend:
1 whole star anise
1 cinnamon stick, broken in half
2-inch piece vanilla-pod, cut in half

Spicy blend:
2 bay leaves, broken
15 whole cloves
1/2 tsp whole white peppercorns

1. Add spices to vodka and steep in a covered glass jar for at least one week. (The longer it steeps, the stronger it will smell.)

2. Strain liquid and dilute with mineral water. (I have a problem at this stage, I keep drinking it ;) )

3. Then, splash this on your face after shaving ... the alcohol acts as a toner, astringent, and antiseptic, and a subtle scent will linger on your skin.

It's very good, and, if you you have friends round, just serve some up in a glass and call it spiced vodka :D

cheep-as-chips too :nod:



may have to stop drinking, err, I mean shaving
 
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I often smell of diesel, but mines the red agricultural version!!!!
Sometimes use lynx but depends if i'm out to impress or not!
 
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bootneck02 said:
I bet you have a diesel car
Not using red diesel!
Only on the tractors do we use it.
You an ex royal then with a name like that?
 
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Pottage History

Yes but a long time ago, they issued bows and arrows in those days. I the went into Kent Fire Brigade got invalided out of that fire ground injury, and finished my time working for Kent County Council now retired.
 
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Jeez too many to list really i'm a bit of a tart.I often mix a 2 or 3 different ones but never with my all time fave Brut Musk,if you can track it down it's worth the effort knickers drop at a hundred yards with it :)
 
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We had bloomers with tight elastic around the legs in my day would have taken a fortnight to get them off.
 

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