JewellSnail is in the house

[JewellSnail]

Yo yo,
For those of you who haven't heard of me, I am the one and only §þҿçî㣠БΟҶ of this marvelous place we call Earth.

17 years old, go to Alton College, partaking in the same AVCE ICT course as your fellow Moderators, Mr Postill and Mrs Imrie. Currently sitting next to the renegade master himself, Mr Postill, at this precise moment in time, and also behind ( ) Mr Stingray himself (that's right, I came up with that nickname). Apparently I'm always behind our Stingray, but thats a totally different matter.

Don't have a huge knowledge of computers, hopefully don't really need it in the direction of life I'm choosing to follow (RAF baby)

Erm what else to say...

I've been playing basketball for nearly 9 years... Much better than sitting at home all day in your bedroom *cough* Imrie *cough*.

What else can I say?

Could upload some pics of me tonight if peeps really want me to...?

Anyway I'm out.

Take it E-Z

JewellSnail a.k.a. TJ a.k.a. Imrie's lover

 

[ChristopherP]

Good to see you here Bud...

Even though you are sitting next to me!!

 

[JewellSnail]

Good to see you on Moodle, actually listening to Helen? I think not

Stupid melon teacher.

 

[ChristopherP]

For those of you who want to know what Sam here looks like, here is a description:

Snails and slugs are known as gastropods, which means 'stomach foot'. This describes the way in which the body and internal organs of slugs and snails has been twisted back so that the stomach lies above the large fleshy foot of these animals. The head is at one end of this foot the snail or slug moves by gliding along a surface of mucus or slime that is produced from glands on the foot. All gastropods have a well-developed head with eyes and 1-2 pairs of tentacles.

 

[JewellSnail]

You forgot my third testicle.

 

[floppybootstomp]

Imrie better watch out he don't pick up no 10p pieces

JewellSnail eh? That make you sparkly & slow?

Welcome, welcome, welcome

 

[JewellSnail]

Slow most definately.

Sparkly only in personality

 

[ChristopherP]

You forgot my third testicle.

Most gastropods are hermaphrodites

 

[JewellSnail]

Need I remind you how "special" I am?

 

[Becky]

Hi, JewellSnail! Nice to meet you

 

[muckshifter]

Hello, err, I think?

Brylcreem Boy ... RAF, a good trade, but not much travel these days and always in the middle of nowhere. Don't accept a posting to Belize ... is it still ours?

 

[JewellSnail]

Wow, is that my new nickname? Brylcream Boy?

Hmm... Anyway... Yes RAF is good, and I'm going in as an officer! Even better!

And I'm happy wherever I'm posted in the world, as long as I get to do my job!

And I get to do it really really fast

 

[Quadophile]

Hiya JewellSnail,

Nice to have you around 16 posts already that was quick

 

[ChristopherP]

He should take my old title "Spam King"

 

[JewellSnail]

Least I dont have your currently title....

"Asshole"



Just playin man! Much love. xx lol

 

[itsme]

And its Hello from ME2 §þҿçî㣠БΟҶ [R.A.F.] a new

Dimension> Royal air force?

Rough. as. Flip?

 

[floppybootstomp]

My old man was in the air force. A sargeant. After being stationed all over the uk he ended up on a troop ship, India and Burma.

He told me it wasn't much fun

(mind you it was World War 2 at the time )

 

[JewellSnail]

As an officer, chances are I wont have to do that. And if I do, it'll be in luxury

And we're not in war, true point.

 

[Ian]

As an officer, chances are I wont have to do that. And if I do, it'll be in luxury

I'd make sure you cook your own food on station if anyone else hears that

Its not the 1800's anymore, everyone has to pull their weight

Oh, and welcome too

 

[JewellSnail]

Hey as an officer I get a full-blown 3 course meal for all breakfast, lunch and dinner, in the officers mess

Can't complain with that surely...