Is Your Computer Running Slow?

[Tyler]

Is Your Computer Running Slow?

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?

Do your ears hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears hang out?


Please email me to see what support options i can provide
and get a QUICKER resolution to your issue and then I can
sell your email address. That's where the real money is.

Thanks,
-Tyler
(e-mail address removed)
Also please don't consider this Spam, i am now a troll. I
simply use a hotmail address to keep my personal inbox
free of spam.

 

[Phil \(purplehaz\)]

This is not a poem or joke newsgroup. Very un-professional. Let me guess,
your age ends in teen right? If you wish to be taken seriously for tech
support, please learn to be more professional.
And again:
*PLEASE DO NOT SPAM THE GROUP*
MS will find you and shut you down if it continues.

 

[CS]

On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 15:06:23 -0400, "Phil \(purplehaz\)"

I'm beginning to suspect this idiot is just a troll pretending to SPAM
the group. Probably best to ignore him. I made the mistake of
replying to one of his "SPAM" posts. I've noticed you've been very
patient. Must be Friday. <g>

Regards.

 

[Phil \(purplehaz\)]

Ya that could be. Guess I'll just block him and move on if it keeps up. I
tried to be patient, and we all know I can lose my stack just like anyone
else, so hopefully this guy wises up.