In case you are pissed with Vista :-)

[Spanky deMonkey]

Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...

Q: How many Microsoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn
out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the
bulbs work smarter, not harder.

Q: How many Microsoft support technicians does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working
fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how
dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong ... have you tried
the light switch?

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.

Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for
every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office ...

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it
would be for a Macintosh user.

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry
standard.

 

[Rich]

how many linux users does it take to ....
.... do anything?

jury is still out on that, have not found enough yet to run tests.


Rich

 

[Guest]

Good to get a laugh here, for a change!

 

[Roy Coorne]

Good to get a laugh here, for a change!

Yes, indeed - ROFL

I like the last A most - darkness as a consequence of failing bulbs
being a feature, not a fault;-)

Roy

 

[Justin]

Wow, someone posted this.....yet again.

 

[Bill Yanaire]

A blast from the 80's, yet again.....

Wow, someone posted this.....yet again.

 

[Adam Albright]

Wow, someone posted this.....yet again.

And you being the newsgroup mascot just had to comment on it not
having enough willpower to simply ignore it.

 

[Justin]

And you being the newsgroup mascot just had to comment on it not
having enough willpower to simply ignore it.

You mean like you just did? Classic!

What else do you have for us today adam? Or was that top of your game
already?

 

[Adam Albright]

You mean like you just did? Classic!

Everybody knows I drag you around by your collar. Heel! Heel! I have
to find a newspaper and roll it up to give you a couple wacks on your
nose. HEEL! SIT! Good boy!

 

[Justin]

Yup, that was the top of your game. So sad.

Come on adam! More...MORE!!! Do better next time!